>Buy a bunch of pic related
>Bag has an attention label that says peel from bottom
>Sounds kind of like a BuzzFeed marketing ploy, but okay
>Peeling from bottom is a slippery mess, and fucks up the fruit
>Try peeling from the top, but the skin is tough
>Finally open it up, still tastes green even though skin was turning brown
>Go back to store and buy mailing labels
>Print out stickers with "DO NOT BUY; TRAP FRUIT!!"
>Go back to store, start leveling bags
>Two dozen down, feel tap on shoulder
>Get a vandalism? citation and b& from supermarket
Fuck GMO's
>>8349564
why does somebody come on the internet just to tell lies? what was the point of typing out this post?
>>8349568
Somebody has to stand up to fake food.
Should've cooked them.
>>8349612
Dessert, or like plantains?
>>8349564
>I've never eaten a Banana: the post
>>8349619
I would if I could open the fucker.
>>8349564
Tiny 'nanas are the best. They are sweeter and you don't have to finish and entire giant 'nana.
>>8349615
You could boil them or fry them like plantains I'd say.
Or do an escabeche.
>>8349564
You could try putting them up your butt, later you might be able to move on to normal sized bananas.
>>8349662
Just share the big banana. They are cheaper and heartier and create less waste for people to slip on. Tiny tatana is a serious hazard if not disposed properly
>>8349687
or just eat the fucking big banana
jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you all. eating fast food and daily mcchickens but scared of a fucking banana
holy fuck
wake me up
>>8349564
For tiny bananas, you have wait for them to blacken a little before you can you eat them. They taste a bit more sweeter than regular bananas.