>Gonna have me some delicious jam >Take out of fridge,

>>8349044
>not using separate knives

Only a retard eats jam without butter.

>>8349044
you know what's worse?
peanut butter in the jam

>>8349053

Only a retard has such a limited imagination.

>>8349056
How much imagination does it take to get upset about butter?

Only a retard.

>>8349058

Wut? Are you stupid or something?

>want some butter
>take out butter
>cum in the butter
Every time.

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>>8349044
I'm with you OP. I have scraped mold off jam and continued my business, but butter in the jam awakens a skin crawling, stomach churning disgust from the darkest pit of my gut.

>>8349044
When I lived with my family it always either:
>Butter in the jelly.
or what fucking destroys me.
>Biscuit crumbs in the jelly.

Started buying my own personal jar after dealing with that shit.

>>8349055
You got jam in my peanut butter!

I mix up a jar 50/50 with jam and butter to save time spreading it on toast.

>>8349044

>Pen
>Pineapple
>Pineapple Pen

>>8349312
Fuck you.

>>8349044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kEAC7pEPLI

My ex was a trove of these.

>peanut butter in the jelly
>jelly in the peanut butter
>crumbs in both
>crumbs in the mayo
>tuna in the mayo
>mustard in the mayo
>jelly in the mayo (?)

>>8349044
My grandmother always had a bad habit of getting toast crumbs in the butter all the time

>Want some delicious butter, hope there's no jam
>Fuck it's in the fridge
>Go to the fridge
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>8349044

You are now aware that butter is deliberately added as part of some jam recipes.