I just boiled some water, added and egg, and then some white

>>8348311
Oh shit, you didn't actually fall for that fake viral meme did you, OP? It was a tumblr joke about weeaboos, throw that shit out. If you eat it you'll wind up in the hospital.

>>8348311
It's good, enjoy
Add some kimchi

>>8348311
Needs salt

>>8348311
Egg and rice.

it didn't go so good. too much water. the rice isn't as tender as i'd like, and the egg sort of poached okay but it's like boogers

and i forgot salt

>>8348356
Fgt

Git gid with timing

>>8348356
you deserved every moment of it

>>8348311
pissing from your ass and mouth

>>8348356
kek

>>8348356
>not liking the taste of boogers

You'all never gonna make it, bud.

>>8349010
Thats literally a flavour in asian countries though. Its the consistency that makes it appealing.

Like how Teokbokki or thick Bun Bo Hue noodles are popular with asians. I dont get it.

>>8348311
>If you eat it you'll wind up in the hospital
The fuck is wrong with your stomach/immune system that you can't handle a raw egg?

Wouldn't it be better to just stir an egg into piping hot freshly cooked rice?

>>8350567
perhaps

is this some retarded meme take on egg fried rice? i don't understand

>>8350567
That's how you're supposed to make it. Rice super hot so it cooks the egg. Add soy sauce for a delicious breakfast.

>>8348311
a hardboiled egg and some rice...

what were you expecting?

>>8351705
no OP cracked the egg and put in boiling water

>>8351711
Oh...

Why?

>>8348323
>You will wind up in the hospital over raw egg
You are weak and will not survive the winter