>AllRecipes.com >search by name or single ingredient &

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>8346658

>Allrecipes
>Find 10 star recipe, 6 million reviews
>Decide to cook it
>Follow the recipe precisely
>Comes out fucking terrible
>Look at the recipe reviews
>5 star 5 star 5 star
>Read one of them
>"I only changed a few things. I doubled X, eliminated Y completely, substituted Z for something else."
>Every review is like this, saying the recipe is great without actually following the recipe at all.
>Learn never to use allrecipes again.

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>>8346658
>Search for recipes
>Every recipe is below a 900 word blog post about it
>Actual recipe is sandwiched between big ads
>Sometimes there's no recipe, but a link to where I can find the recipe

This is the worst timeline.

>>8346658
>he uses recipes for savory cooking

you are a pleb

>>8346658

This if you want to know how to cook a meal you have never cooked before. I fucking hate having to sift through some dumb cunts pathetic spin on a traditional dish.

>use ______ instead of (core ingredient)

THEN IT ISN'T WHAT YOU SAY IT IS. CHANGE YOUR TITLE

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>>8346923
>look up a recipe
>every link is just a picture of the food
Does anyone know how to make ube meringues? Can I just mix the dry ube into my typical meringue recipe?

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>>8347087
Dude, this makes me so mad. We make a sandwich at work that we sell as a bahn-mi, but it's more like a sloppy joe with cilantro on it. Makes me suicidal, to be real with you.

>>8347112
Just end it all then lad.

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>>8347108
Did you try pic related?

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>>8346923
>>8347108
>>8347112
This thread took a very dark turn

>>8347195
I'm so fucking sad anon

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>>8347210
Our hobby with food only ever gives temporary reprieve from smothering depression, doesn't it? Take solace in the fact that we will all die someday and be relieved of it. I hope death comes for you quickly and painlessly, Anon.

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this is now an unfortunate stuff on allrecipes thread
>Spaghetti Bread
>Used ground meat, bell peppers and onions instead of meatballs

allrecipes had one of the worst site redesigns in internet history, it's borderline unusable now

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>mother starts using internet
>finds allrecipes
>decides to contribute a recipe
>is really excited to share her recipe with the world
>she uploads 'mummy's tasty cheesecake'
>it is a cheesecake she often makes for me
>pretty normal Cheesecake but with chopped dates sprinkled over the top and pieces of raisin and sultana in the biscuit crumb base
>read the recipe she uploaded
>she keeps making references to me
>things like 'my son loves dates, but he never has any!'
>includes a link to my dating website profile
>pictures of the cake have my face photshopped in a 'pac man' style eating the cake
>tfw got really angry
>created 10 accounts
>used them all to leave hateful reviews
>started calling her a 'stupid bitch with a fat son'
>even made the cheesecake when she was out then took a shit on it to upload to all recipes
>she gets upset and removes the recipe
>stops using the site

>Know how to cook
>have a good collection of cookbooks
>want to cook a good dish, reference collection, as well as favorite online sources
>know how to synthesize this information to create a good version of dish in question.

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>>8347309
>Hamburgers and Ketchup Gravy

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>>8347373
>Grandma's French Dressing
>1 cup white sugar
>1 cup vegetable oil
>1/2 cup ketchup
>1/2 cup vinegar
>1 small onion, finely chopped
>1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
>1 clove garlic

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>>8347384
>>1 cup white sugar

>>8347325
please be real

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>>8347384
>Hawaiian Beef Casserole
>"My kids love this. It's quick to prepare and nutritious."
>2 tablespoons cooking oil
>1 onion, chopped
>1 pound ground beef
>1 (19 ounce) can kidney beans with liquid
>1 (19 ounce) can pineapple chunks with juice
>1 cup ketchup
>1/2 cup brown sugar
>1 tablespoon cornstarch
>2 teaspoons ground mustard
>1 teaspoon salt

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>>8347401
>Fierro Chicken
>nonstick cooking spray
>5 ounces cream cheese, softened
>1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
>1 (4 ounce) can chopped green chilies
>1 tablespoon chili powder
>3/4 cup enchilada sauce
>6 button mushrooms, sliced
>3/4 cup heavy cream
>6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves

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>>8347417
>Ranch Potatoes
>5 pounds peeled and cubed potatoes
>1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
>1 (1 ounce) package ranch dressing mix
>4 tablespoons heavy cream (optional)
>1 pinch salt

>>8346658
fuck off all recipes is goat

>>8346658
did i started a allrecipes meme? it would b e m y first meme

>>8347426
would this be ok for a meal? by itself? that's about all i have

>>8348403

Nobody is gonna put you in time-out for eating artery-clogging potatoes for dinner. You're gonna have to elaborate on what you mean by "ok"

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>>8346658
Never again will I go on this site. Fucking awful.