Bizzaro food combinations? I'll start with something I love

When I'm really hungry but don't know what I want, I just dump fresh rice into a bowl along with some sardines in olive oil, and then drown everything in coarse mustard. Bretty gud.

ive posted before, not sure which board i posted it on though.
>2 slices toast (i prefer whole wheat to white but either works)
>peanut butter (crunchy and smooth both work, depends on individual) on both slices
>hot sauce on both slices (i use cholula)
>fistful of marshmallows seperating the slices of sauced, peanutted toast
fantastic to eat drunk, high, or sober. surprisingly less awful than it should be.

>>8345358
>Mac & Cheese & peanut butter
>nachos and raspberry jam
That's all the weird stuff I do sober anyway

Vegemite and banana on toast

>>8345358
Boiled pasta with soy sauce.

>>8345925
All mustard is yellow, retard. Its literally in the name.

>>8345957
Ausfailian detected

>even the shitposting is shit these days

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Chocolate soy ice cream topped with a little espresso balsamic vinegar. Sounds kinda gross but it's breddy gud

I snack on tomato slices with soy sauce

>Saltines and spicy, coarse mustard
>Ritz crackers topped with peanut butter (smooth or creamy) and sliced pickles
>Refried beans mixed with salsa on tortillas chips
>Honey on tortilla chips
>Peanut butter on bread with a lot of salted butter on one side instead of jelly

how the fuck is toast, cream cheese and mustard a remotely bizarre combination

>>8345358
steamed broccoli dipped in Worcestershire sauce.

sounds crazy, but they go great together

Chorizo and chocolate

Sorry if this is a well known combination, I don't get out much

>>8345358
That sounds pretty good desu.

I like peanut butter on any deli meat sammich. I'm not sure if that's bizarre or not but I have never seen anyone else do it.

Peanut butter & brown rice

Avocados & nuts.

nutella and cheese

>>8345402
Sounds pretty good until the mustard part.

>>8348339
>>Saltines and spicy, coarse mustard

I need to try this

mashed potatoes as a hotdog topping

only do it once in a great while (last time was a year or 2 ago?), but damn if it isn't delicious

>>8348767
I should clarify, when putting mashed potatoes on your hotdog, that should be the only topping

>>8345358
Peanut butter and pepperoncini sandwiches.
Any pickled spicy pepper will do, actually.

>>8348137
Yeah, soy ice cream sounds revolting.

>>8345358
>Guacamole with mustard and pickled jalapeños on a hot dog.

>>8345987
Don't lump him with us. Grainy mustard is literally on every condiments station at even the lowest tier eatshops.

>>8348768
sounds bland

>>8345358
>>8345821

you two get the firing squad

>>8345358
Did you enjoy the soap, anon/

>>8348767
I put green bean casserole with extra fried crispy onions on italian sausage and a hard roll. It's surprisingly good.

>>8345358
>toast
>honey
>chicken salt/seasoning
yum

Bologna, American cheese and peanut butter sandwich. Not that bizarre but most people turn their nose up to it

>>8345358
this is fucked up but:
>hot chocolate with crumbled up white cheddar cheezits inside instead of marshmallows
>chocolate milkshake/icecream with fries and tendies dipped in
> i put strawberry jelly on ham and cheese sandwiches, but that's not very out there

>>8345358
>Strawberry yogurt on toast with cheddar

okay, here's mine

>strawberries dipped in sour cream and brown sugar
>ghost pepper hot sauce on vanilla ice cream
>watermelon and feta cheese
>black pepper or cayenne in my coffee

>>8351455
>black pepper in my coffee
why not just drink ginger tea

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Corn dogs and chocolate.

>>8350483
>kinda weird
>literally everyone does that
>monte cristo

>>8351455
>sounds great
>spicy sweets are good but ghost peppers are overrated
>classic
>interesting

Chunky peanut butter and cheese on crackers

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Chocolate cream pie and french bread

It's amazing

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>>8348357
>>8348464
>>8345821

>>8345358
Not gonna lie soap is bretty good if it's on the right thing

mayo and fries.

I fucking hate mayo and I do not understand why I enjoy it so much together.

>>8352161
Jesus christ who raped you?

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>>8348767
that's a thing in Sweden, complete with shrimp salad

pic related

>>8348778
na bean ice cream is good

>>8349235
I know this tastes good I don't even have to try it

Pineapple and pepperoni on thin crust pizza. Infinitely better than regular ham and pineapple hawaiian pizza.

>>8351455
the black pepper is weird but everything else is pretty normal, esp watermelon and feta

>>8352161
>when you try anal and she forgot her turkey baster

>>835218
Are you fucking retarded? A monte cristo doesn't have jam on it. It's a ham sandwich that's fried. Only pedestrians put jam on it, you fucking lard.

Pasta with sardines. No sauce.

>>8354002
I've never seen them for sale without some kind of jam served on the side

powdered sugar and heavy cream are a bit much though

>>8348316
>Tomatoes with "salty"

That's pretty normal.

Parsley an oreos

>>8354080
i bet you're good in bed sinch you such a freak

Bagel with creamed cheese and slices of jalapeno

Bagel with cream cheese and strawberry jam

peanut butter bacon sandwich, used to sound weird to people but not compared to the weird shit in this thread.

Also I cook up 4 scrambled eggs per can of campbells cream of mushroom soup in a pan, put it on toast, top with your vinegary hot sauce of choice

>>8345358
These threads always make me irrationally angry

I've always hated "weird food combinations" since I was a kid because relatives loved to eat green apples with fucking ketchup

Chicken curry with banana slices. It's lush.

I take ground xorn and add a little water until its like playdough, and roll it into a paper thin circle and bake it on a skillet.

when its done I put squashed beans on it and cheese and fold it in half and fry it like a little sandwich. I know how weird that is but it's super good!

>>8348339
>Refried beans mixed with salsa on tortillas chips
Doesn't sound weird at all

Chicharon, soy sauce ,white roce

>>8350525
>>8351455
These sound great
By the way, in Greece and Cyprus, watermelon with cheese isn't weird at all. It's a pretty standard snack. Same with watermelon and haloumi.

>>8353854
this is literally not even bizarre in any way

Peanut butter jelly mayo sandwich

>>8353975
>spice with coffee is weirder than putting fucking ghost pepper hot sauce on vanilla ice cream
How do you think this

>>8354107
is this bait?
Those combinations are about as out-there as "meat with potatoes"

>>8354520
vanilla goes fairly well with spice, it's not a hard jump

>>8353854
Aioli and fries is a top tier combo anon

>>8350483
I actually used to put goldfish in my hot cocoa. I have to try that again sometime.

>broken up tortilla chips in mac and cheese
>cream cheese on a flour tortilla with thinly sliced pepperoni rolled up and baked in the oven
>breakfast sausages and caesar salad dressing
>thick sliced onion, salted and peppered, on sharp cheddar and mayo on toasted whole wheat

when i smoke i like to tear the middle out of a baguette, squash it into a ball, soak it in bbq sauce and deep fry it

>>8354672
pics or it didnt happen

>>8345900
Vegemite on raisin toast is good

>pb&j with sriracha
>shredded french bread in mac n cheese
>mashed potato/cheese/ketchup sandwich

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>>8354921
>Ribbed for pleasure.

>>8355337
>pb&j with sriracha

I'm intrigued. What kind of J?

>>8350483
>fries in a milkshake

Literally everyone who's ever been to Wendy's has done this and I'm pretty sure they've even run ads about it

turkey sandwich with crunchy cheetos

good shit

>>8348357
seems very aztec

Grilled banana + homemade coconut caramel sauce

Thank me later lads

>>8348345
I might try this...

>>8345925
>>8345957
>>8345987
I'm from Dijon (mustard capital) and as part of fancy fruity mustard shit mustard is allways yellow

>>8348137
topping sweets with balsamic vinegar is classic in italy

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hangover buster sandwiche:
>toaster waffles for the "bread"
>peanut butter
>fried egg
>pickles
>dash of hot sauce of your choosing, if you wish.

best shit. fixes you right up.

>>8348339
>weirdest thing is honey on tortilla chips

everything else is pretty normal

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>>8356675
what the fuck

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>>8345358

>>8356865
My nigga. On some nice, whole-wheat toast.

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>>8356675

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>>8345358
Try getting yum yum sauce from a Japanese Hibachi place and ordering a pizza and using the yum yum sauce for dipping the pizza in, so fucking good!

>>8354005
This is probably a normal thing in some households in Italy.

>>8354483
Wtf is xorn?!?

You ARE weird

>>8356675
Anon... You weren't hungover. You were still drunk when you woke up.

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green pepper vanilla ice cream

>>8345358
For me, it is the McChicken with Mac Sauce instead of McChicken sauce.

A college staple of mine

Ramen noodles, boiled (toss the pack of flavoring in the trash)
One can of tuna (including associated water, don't use oil packed)
One shot (it was college) of soy sauce,
One shot of white vinegar

Better than it sounds, trust me.

Oreos dipped in rotel dip. First time, I earned a buck on a bet, then went back for more 'cause it was good.

>>8348316
Diced tomato with cottage cheese and black pepper.

>>8349235
>smack my forehead.

Fried ground meat in green bean casserole... the kids would eat that.

As it stands now, I'm the only one who eats it (the meatless version)... maybe I should add the meat on the sly--let them "discover" it."

>>8349527

>urp

>>8353972

I would like to point out that pineapple was never meant to be put on pizza and that the practice of doing so should be banned, and those who continue to blaspheme pizza with the unholy fruit should be cast out from our midst and shamed for the next 15 minutes or so.

>>8354159
>These threads always make me irrationally hungry
TFIFY

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not really a combination but when i'm eating doritos i like to stuff a handful of them into my mouth and chew them up and get them nice and pastey, then i look through the bag for 2 large , unbroken doritos
i take one of the unbroken doritos and spit the chewed dorito paste onto it then i spread it around the dorito so there's an even amount of paste on it. then i get the other unbroken dorito and squish it down on top, creating a dorito-paste-dorito sandwich
the mix of textures from the 2 crunchy doritos and the hot moist dorito paste is heaven to my mouth

>>8356675
i tried this and it was bad but as i ate more it was ok

malt vinegar on plain white rice

When my sister and I were younger, we used to dip our chicken nuggets in chocolate syrup. Our parents would think we were crazy, but between the two of us, we both knew that shit was delicious!

>>8361663
Did you also experiment sexually with her?

I love mixing canned peas and spaghetti.gives it a mellow grassy flavor.

>>8361774
I also really enjoy white rice drenched in soy sauce, and I only put ketchup on hotdogs and burgers. If it's a bacon burger I only want cheese,bacon and ketchup on it.

>>8345358
Peanut butter and Pastrami on toast

>>8354143
thats literally on the menu at my old work

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>>8345358
Bourbon and garlic husks.

Think about it...