I'm used to drinking bourbon, whiskeys, and scotch;

Every shot you need to shout, "Wild Turkey Surprise!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOTlNOZB4Zo

>>8344899
Can't handle it, huh? I must say, it is pretty powerful. Only a real drinker can chug this stuff.

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It's only 101 proof. Try their 112proof.

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>>8344915
>mfw drinking a cask strength bourbon for the first time

>>8344910
all the animals in the salad made me kek

>>8344932

I'm way too used to 65% low wines.

>>8344938
I didn't even know wines could be that strong.

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>>8344938
Nigga hol up

Is that even possible?

>>8344932
My functional alcoholic friend said it was gonna fuck me up. It didn't and I enjoyed the hell out of the bottle.

>>8344899
>drinking alcohol
haram

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>>8344899
What is it like having a vagina? 101 proof is not even their strongest shit.

kek

been drinking wild turkey since i started drinking because thats what my brother bought. your just a bitch OP

getting used to like bookers at 67% was a really idea.

now im an alcoholic and can drink it like water, even tho it all gets me just as drunk shakey

>>8344951
isn't the rare breed variety from them actually good? have you tried it?

>>8344899
No thanks, I like my innards, I'll pass.
>>8344935
>Toss a mean salad, Bugs implying.

>>8345023
Had rare breed earlier this year. It was a great bottle. Unfortunately the cork got v& and started leaking cork bits into the bourbon :(

>>8345036
Damn thats a shame. I would have complained to the manufacturer and got a coupon. There's a bar near me that has shots of rare breed as part of their happy hour menu. I guess ill give it a try

>>8345047
>coupon
>lives in a place with ABC stores

...Can ABC stores take coupons? For some reason I don't think they would.

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>not chasing everclear with naturally carbonated spring water
what are you doing

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>>8345060
No liver can withstand a proof of that magnitude.

>>8345060
Where can I buy this

>>8345050
Idk i've never tried but i feel like why wouldn't they? If it's from the manufacturer.

>>8345075
You can steal it from air force bases; they use it to fuel aircraft.

>>8345075
Try a liquor store
Its legality may depend on where you live

>>8345090
It's also commonly used to strip paint and varnish off of boats

>>8345090
>>8345126
Thanks pham

>>8345095
That explains why I've never seen it, I'm from a nanny state country

>>8345060
>>8345090
>>8345126
Ya know, shortly before I went to the hospital for withdrawals at the end of my blazing alcoholic period, I was starting to consider switching to buying bottles of everclear instead of my usual shitty vodka because I felt I would need less and therefore save money. I truly believe that if I had not asked my roommate to take me to the hospital when I did, that this would have been my next step and probably my death.

>>8345060
A quarter cup of this stuff WILL kill you, if you dont projectile vomit by the time it touches your tongue. Its used for making fuckhuge bowls of punch for cheap. Anyone who claims to chug this stuff is lying through their teeth, and people empty bottles and fill them with regular vodka and chug it on video to seem cool.

If youre so addicted to inebriation that pure ethanol is tempting you, just take a fucking huge dab of DUDE concentrates instead.