jelly donuts
>take soy sauce
>add to rice
take raw egg
mix with rice and soy sauce
>>8338716
This still makes me chuckle.
buy raw fish
eat it
>>8338704
Uranium
>>8338704
Cold soba noodles+soy sauce
KATSUDON
It has everything your weeb ass desires, except for a thick gaijin cock. Fried food, fucken rice, soy, everything you want.
It's cheap and easy and you don't even have to dick around with the fucking egg nonsense if you don't want to
>>8338704
Okonomiyaki is ez as fuck.