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Im 25 years old and i love chocomilk. In fact, one of my favorite things to do is to invite a girl home, have sex with her, and in the morning ask her what does she want for breakfast. They normally ask for coffee. While they are drinking their coffee, i start pouring the chocomilk from the bottle to my cup very slowly, staring right in their eyes with a really serious expression, so they know im not fucking around with chocomilk. They normally just start crying at that point and leave my appartment, so i make another little scratch on my secret wall.
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>>8331266
You might as well funnel it into your anus anon.
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Damn i could seriously go for some cocoa momo rn
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>>8331266
I attribute finding the love of my life to choco milk.
>Freshman in college, no car
>Bum ride to grocery store with guy friend
>I buy my stuff, hebuys chocolate milk
>Get back in car
>He says "Do you want to come drink chocolate milk with me?"
Been dating for two years now and have a dog together
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>>8331558
fucking cool story BRO
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>>8331266
>the bottle
You're fucking cancer, end your life right now.
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>>8331662
I was just about to post that.
Everbody who loves chocolate milk has his own little recipe for cooking up some of the best damn chocolate milk there is.
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>>8333339
It's better cold and standard cocoa powders don't dissolve cold. That's why Benco.
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>>8331558
>have a dog together
Did you have any morning sickness during the pregnancy?
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Anyone remember the episode of Rugrats where all the babies get milk and then one of them gets chocolate milk and it's a whole Superbowl type struggle to get it? Great episode.
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>>8331266
This is a redditors sad attempt at shitposting
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>this thread
Uh.. Is this not normal? I drink chocolate milk all the time and nobody gives me funny looks over it
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Wasn't that how Uncle Ben died?
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>>8331266
you're 25 and still dare drink fucking chocomilk? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? Would be surprised though if turns out that in addition you're a fucking white male
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>>8331564
I see what you did there Brah
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>>8331266
the worst part about this post is calling it "chocomilk" instead of "chocolate milk". is that a stupid britbong thing?
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I never had sex, so, I don't know your feels. The only thing I know is that my breakfast is somewhat different because I make pain perdu or onigiri while people eat just a roll breads or tapioca with parmesan cheese and sweetened coconut flakes. Since I live alone and never sleep over other people places I'm safe.
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>>8333745
I think I can't help because I work at a french restaurant, well, I'm really hopeless...
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Love dunking my wife's anal prolapse in my cup of coffee and then sucking it as if it were a huge black dick.
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>>8331266
>implying a chocomilk-swilling retard like yourself could ever entice a female of the species, hell, any species, into your room.
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