>Be me >After school and work >Decide to order pizza

>>8330495
>autistic normie
Ok folks pack it in. Show's over; words no longer have meaning and meme magic won.

>>8330495
why is square pizza so much better than round?

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You could've always followed the two jokers while they were returning to the pizza shop. On the way their you could clipped their rear end in a PIT style maneuver and sent them crashing off a bridge into a lake. You could've expended a magazine or two into the roof of the sinking vehicle to assure their demise. Then you could have just sold you vehicle to a wrecking yard under the table and claim it stolen. All the while you could have left your cell phone at home so if the cops try to get your phone locations history it would show you never left your house.

But you came on a Burgeranese burger imageboard and griped about cold pizza.

>>8330561
It depends on the size and how you slice it. With a medium size pizza, its okay to slice it in to a star shape but with a large pizza it is better to slice in to sauares.

On another note, this still tasted like trash after warming it up for over a minute.

>>8330572
Yes, i could have done that, but this fucking cheese and ham pizza is not cut out for human consumption.

>Mfw i am shitting Xenomorph acid for the past 30 minutes.

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>>8330546
But meme magic won about a month ago

This didn't happen and you are gay

>>8330572
this is straight reckless my brothers