How carcinogenic are fries? What's the maximum amount and

hi op, take a frenchie fry and eat one per minute every minute for twelve years, then come back and report. keep a diary

love you,

mom

4.8 fries per day. That's for classic french fries, not curly.

>>8329927
IN ALL HONESTY YOUR INEPITITUDE ONLY FUELS THE INEDEQUACY

>>8329927
>What's the maximum amount and frequency you should eat them at?

1,500 at around 23Hz

All of them, all the time.

Trust me, i'm from /fit/.

>>8329942
Hahaha I came here to post something similar.
Thanks anon

About as carcinogenic as your oxygen.
Everything is carcinogenic and radioactive to a degree, mate. Stop pussy footing and live a little.

>>8329938
It's well known the carcinogens in fries travel muh faster in straight lines.

The curly / crinkle cut variety were invented to somewhat resolve this issue.

>>8329942
but what kind of modulation?

>>8330705
> 23 Hz
AM is pretty much all you can do...

>>8330728
that is just plain wrong

>>8330754
yeah my bad, you can do FSK as well
oh wait you can't because you're not the fucking military and you don't have the hardware to shift the emitter antenna base frequency on the fly

>>8330793
>ook/cwk
>msk
>fsk
>geometric

>>8330793
> ook
talk by hammering two rocks together why don't you
> msk
you don't have the hardware. you will never have the hardware. there are fucking nation-states that don't have the hardware
> fsk
see above
> geometric
see above. also good luck building that power station

>>8330857
I replied to my own post like a faggot. brb killing myself.

Not as carcinogenic as this thread.

>>8330872
who died and appointed you Surgeon General?

>>8329927
acylamide gets pretty high in fries
however its nowhere near as harmful as other carcinogens
still. you should be eating fries all the time

>>8330880
Next time you post you need to put a warning that reading it will cause cancer.

>>8330898
that's a bit like making a radiation hazard trefoil sign with radium paint

>>8330880
>who died
but who is still alive

>>8331354
Woah

File: uhh wat.gif (3MB, 220x212px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 220x212px

>>8331364