We used to make "jail house burritos" in jail.
Take your unopened ramen, and smash it up.
Open up the ramen package, remove the flavoring packet.
Insert whatever you want, such as smashed dorritos, cut up sausage, smashed hot fries, it's kind of hard to fuck up.
Throw in the right amount of water. You don't want too much, just enough so that the ramen noodles will soak it up and become soft, but you're not making soup here.
Empty seasoning packet into ramen bag and mix.
Push all the contents to the lower part of the bag and fold it over itself. Then take a small towel and wrap it up very firmly so it takes a cylindrical shape and wedge it in underneath something. Let it sit for...I can't remember it's been so long....10, 15, 20 mins and let it "cook".
Afterwards you'll have a burrito-like ramen noodle....thing. It's pretty good.
>>8329911
Nice.
Good thread.
>>8329911
what did you go to jail for
>>8329932
Dissolved fertilizer in a carboy and fed it into a sprinkler system. It caused algae to take over lakes and ponds. wildlife terrorism.
>>8329934
FUCK
>>8329911
>Doritos In jail
Perfect punishment when forced to eat American processed shit I guess
>>8329934
why would you do that
That's Korean army ramen and they were doing it a long time before instant ramen was even available in America you uneducated criminal.
>>8329915
Did he always have such small tits?
>>8329934
I bet you're part of the "green" movement too. Fucking scumbag
>>8330345
Newsflash, real Americans don't give a shit about worst or best corea