Hey guys I was walking outside my place and I think I may have a found an Oregon Black Truffle.
Can someone help me identify what this is, and what I should do with it if it's a truffle
It's good luck if you step in it
Put it in your butt
That's a slice of delicious black pudding my friend. Very rare in the wild. Mail it to me and I'll confirm.
>t. blood expert
>>8328193
Take a bite and describe the flavor.
>>8328193
Truffles only grow underground. Slice some off, if has a brain looking pattern inside its a truffle.
>>8328247
Alright I'll slice it and post pics later
>>8328272
waiting on pics
You took some poor dogs favourite ball. How cruel.
>>8328799
Second that. Want to see interior.
>>8328199
>>8328799
>>8328844
>>8328999
>>8328272
hello?
>>8329066
sliced
>>8329111
Nice trips. That actually looks like a truffle. What does it smell like?
>>8329124
victory
What part of oregon? I'm in coos county myself.
>>8329111
This is the 12th result on google images lol.
>>8329358
So, it's completely fake. Good god, why bother, you know? I don't get it.
>>8329358
7th if you search oregon black truffle but hey, lets play along.
Sell it and use the money to buy a really nice gun to blow your brains out with, OP.
what an elaborate ruse
oh i am laffin
>>8328193
I can see the black spray paint on the grass. 0/10