does anyone actually like these? I remember in elementary school

>>8326487
these cookies are everything i look forward to when waking up

>bait thread this obvious
>does he even try anymore?

>>8326487
I enjoy them knowing they're bad. In reality I buy them at most once a year but when I do they're the best thing ever.

>>8326487

I can't stand these. I'm glad I found someone who shares the same disgust for these cookies.

>>8326487
do people like soft sugar cookies with cake frosting? they do anon. yes they do

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It's because they're peanut safe. Next question.

>>8326487
I can't even buy a whole thing because I eat them all.

The BEST, so fucking soft. The right amount of sweetness. MUH DIG

>>8326551
well that would explain why they were brought to school events and such then, but they're still disgusting. like eating a giant disc of pure frosting.

>>8326557
And its not even good frosting.

I hate these things.

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Pornstars love them

>entire childhood
>"hey anon, want a sugar cookie?"
>me and my dumbshit kid brain thinking that THIS time they mean the chewy, buttery deliciousness of an actual sugar cookie instead of this dry, bland trash: "yeah"
>entire childhood awash in disappointment

Softly, sweetly, they yield to me like the bosom of a young lover.

better than an orgasm

This is my shit. Go to Walmart once in a while and buy a pack of these (occasionally seasonal versions as well), so good. It's almost like crack.

Are they made of high Fructose corn syrup?

>>8326487
I could a section in just one sitting. Although I could do without the icing on them.

eating one of these is like stuffing your mouth full of flour and then putting a spoonful of the greasiest frosting in afterwards

>>8326487
These are the best cookies of all time. Perfect texture and a unique kind of sweetness.

>>8327412
I happen to like the dusting of flour. Also, how is a frosting "greasy?"

>>8326500
Same here especially the Halloween kind.
Also nice dubs

>>8327542
sorry, meant to say oily. it just feels really dense for a cookie

>>8327548
The cookie itself is a little dry so the "oily" frosting makes up for it.

My grandmother used to buy them regularly. Would stuff my face with it.

They're appealing because they're fucking big. They are though a really lousy cookie.

With that said it's not the worst thing Albertson's produce. The supermarket Mexican Wedding Cookie is the dryest thing possible.

>>8326487
They're disgusting but if you need an instant sugar rush they work

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>>8326487
Why are they called "Makeout Cookies"?

>>8326487
They're so god damn soft they form a clumpy paste in my mouth, I fucking hate them. They look so good and that first bite is so good, but the very next instant is filled with regret.

>>8326487
I tongue punch their fart-holes all the time

>>8326487
>disgusting-ass
Nigger language is so cool xD

>>8327540
How the hell do they make the frosting so sweet that it's almost astringent/bitter? What makes it different than buttercream or, well, any real/homemade style of frosting?

Lofthouse cookies are amazing, who doesn't like them???

>>8326487
I sometime just pick up a 6 pack of beer and those cookies from my store

>>8326487
yea my dad used to buy them
they taste like plastic but its nostalgically good

sugar cookies are fucking garbage and i have no idea why anyone makes them

and since no one fucking wants them they always make a shit ton and show up HEEEY NEIGHBOR MERRY CHRISTMAS HERES 50 DISGUSTING SUGAR COOKIES thank you janet you know i love my sweets

>>8326743
I've bought gifts for a pornstar in the past

I had a fetish for no shit seeing women get gratified when I bought them stuff. Sent a random girl in Japan I was talking to on video chat like $5000 and I got so hard when she was saying thanks and stuff

Like people appreciating me made me get off

>>8329872
hey mr moneybags, i love you and you do great things. paypal in email field

>>8329872
Christmas is around the corner, anon

Please be my Santa Claus

We have these in Canada. There only seems to be one flavour available at any given time (usually corresponding with a seasonal theme/holiday). The s'mores ones are GOAT

i fucking love those and I know how bad they are

fucking lemon loaf is the same shit, I demolish it

>>8326487
Fuck yes I could eat a whole box in one sitting

>>8329872
>I had a fetish for no shit seeing women get gratified when I bought them stuff.
That's just called being a beta.

They're so gross and cheap I can't help but love them.
They're like the fake fitted bimbos of cookies.

Occasionally I buy these just to remember why I don't like them, it usually doesn't take more than one

I think it's the frosting that ruins them for me, I love unfrosted sugar cookies but for some reason those kinds taste like shit

>>8326487
My dad gets these all the time, sometimes when my niece and nephew come over. They would be great without all the damn frosting in my opinion. Same thing with a lot of stuff like cake, sugar on top of sugar. But take off the frosting and it's breddy gud imo.


>>8329710
sugar cookies are awesome fite me

>>8330628
Lol fuck off. Let the guy have his fun.

>>8329872
No way this is real.

>>8326487
They were allergy free, which schools like.

>>8326552
This.

Theyre more like cookie shaped cake than actual cookies though, and im okay with that.

>>8326487
I ate two in a row once. Now have autism and diabeetus.

>>8326487
The cookies aren't very good but I'd eat a cock if you put frosting on it.

>>8326487
Fucking jimmies. Take those off and deal.

>>8327544
ditto

>>8326551
>peanut allergies

What the fuck happened to your generation? Seriously. We never worried about shit like that in school. Now it seems like tons of kids are allergic to something.

>>8330628
>hesnotwrong.jif

>>8336208
In previous generations they let kids with allergies loose in the wilderness.

>>8326487
I fucking hate those things. They taste like sugary mash.