My life as i know it may be over soon. (No not suicide.) Join

>>8325414
looks like a /comfy/ last meal friend

if ur dying, can i have all ur moneyz

>>8325414
Pizza looks 6/10.

Why do you think you're gonna die soon?

>shit beer
>shit pizza
>not dying fucking some pussy

Good riddance

Yeah man. Is it cool if I have club sandwich though?

>>8325414
I love you, anon.

Best way to reheat pizza is in a frying pan with a little bit of water and a lid.

>>8325414
Lemme, guess, you're definitely going to jail for 10 years for almost killing your professor.

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If this is true and not a stupid bait thread, my heart goes out to you. See you on the other side cowboy.

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>>8325414
RIP in pepsi, sweet prince

'za is a fine way to die

you will be missed

My morbid curiosity gets the better of me, whats going on anon?

>>8325546
sorry professor cohen...

>>8325414
Are you still harping on about this shit? You deserve to go to jail, you fucking retard. No one feels bad for you. At least we won't have to see your asinine posts anymore

>>8325596
Why he going jail anon? :^)

>>8325467
>>shit beer
>dogfish Head
fuck off ya cunt

>>8325467
Dogfish head? Shit beer? Are you out of your fucking mind?

>>8325582
>tfw i had a professor cohen for my freshman design class

I wish you had killed her

>>8325600
he keeps making shitty threads

>sad lonely faggot takes picture of his food in an attempt to attention whore about it

You need to dust that damn lamp base off before you go. That is disgusting. Dust is dead skin cells, dirt and insect waste and you're eating right beside them. No wonder you're dying.

Plus that is the worst bread stick I have ever seen in my entire life. The pizza looks good though.

>>8325414

You might die and this is what you eat? I guess you deserve to die, faggot.

>>8326903
le reddit germiphobe with reading comprehension problems you need to go back

>>8326974
le faggot tehehehe

>>8326889
wtf you can go to jail for that?

>>8327024
I'm fresh out of the pen from shitposting on ck

>>8325579

Well, it comes down to an accidental pregnancy and she may or may not want to have an abortion. Leaning towards not. So either I have to man up and try to be a father, or at the very least cough up child support for 18 years. Either way, I lose my lavish single lifestyle.

WHY IS THE BEER IN THE COMPUTER

>>8325414
your last meal is a hot and ready and a shitty IPA beer?

>>8328112
I was assuming jail

>>8328180
As was I

>>8328112
Best of luck anon, I'm sure you can make a good father if that's the way things go

>>8325414

Youre about to die and you're drinking a shit beer?

>>8325488
I never thought of that.
That's a good tip, thank you.

Well at least you have ensured the survival of your genes.

>>8325414
NO OP DONT DO IT
DONT MARRY A FAT FEMINIST

>pepperoni and cheese pizza where barely 30% of the surface is covered in pepperonis
>Not having one single continuous layer of pepperonis overlapping each under under the cheese so that you get meat with every bite

Why

>>8328112
Do you own coat hangers?

>>8328112
rip in pepsi my man

that's a mighty fine 'rk 'za

>>8326906
Little Ceasars bread sticks (when hot) are GOAT

>>8328112
i was assuming incurable disease, such as advanced-stage HIV

>>8326242
>>8326498

There is no such thing as a good IPA

>>8328112
your an absolute retard....you dont have to be involved if you dont wnat to, unless you two were married during the time of conception or to within a plausible extent after the divorce(im assuming there was none), you cant be legally required to get a paternity test, as long as you dont sign any papers, and keep your distance away from her, claim its not yours, and do everything you possibly can to distance yourself and relive your self of intent to raise/care/ownership of a paternal nature, you cannot be forced to take a paternity test

this is 2016 and im a firm believer in pro choice, i beleive it whole heartedly that is a woman is pregnant, and the man wants nothing to do with it, and abortion is an option, and the women refuses, she should have to be the one to assume full responsibilty for it.

>>8329432
Found the drunk lawyer.

Seriously, I have to agree with you, but it seems to me in 2016, they will give you the option to take the test and if you refuse, culpability will be assumed by the courts. I don't know how you would argue that even when drunk.

>>8325582
James you fat fuck, where were you today?

>>8329552
yeah man, solid point, i mean surely anyone at the mercy of a stiffened index finger have their blood demanded by the jsutice system i mean why even have a bill of rights

i guess thats why our celebrities are dying, any deranged women can claim them to be a father and have the court demand their blood, they must go through that at least 20 times a day, and have a long standing list of court dates...theyd be trained...

hence the binding of marriage, not signing the birth certificate, not being at the hospital

how do you think so many blacks go without fathers

for a court to obtain the right to someones blood you have to have one hell of a case...not just some women with a baby and a rumor

OPs baby could literally be anyones child he assumes she did not cheat

dumbass

>>8328112
Move

>>8325414
> IPA
you deserve it

>>8329426
You are an empty-headed simp

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>>8328112

>>8325414
Looks really tasty. Where is that pizza from?

>>8329824
triggered IPAfaggot

enjoy drinking piss