I just got back from Wendy's and bought a large chili and

>>8324799
Why?

>>8324801
Huh?

>>8324799
what is my favorite color?

Do you enjoy eating absolutely shitty fast food? Fast food is normally bad, but Wendy's is a whole other level of terrible

>>8324801
I wanted to see if I could get a human finger.

>>8324834
hmm... Is it maroon?

>>8324836
I suppose so, that chili was pretty good to be quite honest with you family.

>>8324848
Oh well shit, OP. Go back tomorrow and order more chili until you find that finger!

>>8324836
Wendy's is definitely the least shitty of the burger fast food places. Taco bell is better in price:calorie ratio but for a burger, fries, and a shake Wendy's is a damn sight better than both McDonald's and Burger King. Places like Five Guys and In n Out and Carls Jrs are better sure but those are relatively speaking more difficult to find.

Were you clogged up and needed to really ramp up the diarrhetic impact?

how much was it?

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I am trying to eat better and am aware that I haven't really eaten a salad or green vegetables in a very long time.

Today I went to McDonald's and got a Southwest crispy chicken salad and a Diet Coke. I started eating it in the parking lot and just could not enjoy it. I ended up picking at it for 5 minutes then just tried to eat as much salad as I could with each chicken bite.

It was the first time I've thrown out fast food before, and it was over half full. I ended up driving to another McDonald's and got a Jr. McChicken and QPC because I was still really hungry. So it ended up costing me a lot more for dinner than normal, which was vexing.

Is salad an acquired taste? There was nothing enjoyable about the texture and sort of bitterness of eating leafy vegetables.

Does anyone have any recommendations? I looked at the Wendy's menu and there are some interesting ones to try involving chili that may ease me into healthy eating.

Thanks

>>8324799

Did you find a thumb in your chili?

I don't have any questions but I bought a large chili earlier as well. IT WAS GOOD.

>>8326710
Are you morbidly obese or just normal obese?

>>8324799
Best fucking Wendys combo imho.

Though I've always got a small chilli and a jr bacon because my bitchboi stomach cant handle all of that shit.

>>8326710
Yo, start trying green smoothies for breakfast. I was a sceptic-now-convert. Just don't talk about it in public or tell anyone and no one will think you're gay.

I recommend coconut water as a base, banana, strawberry, blueberries, spinach and kale with a few ice cubes.

I now eat whatever I feel like the rest of the day

>>8326710
Why is this a copy pasta?

My brother worked at wendys, he found a finger in t he chili ever 3 or 4 months.

Fries dipped into chocolate frostie is interracial food porn

>>8326815
>finger lotto

That's how they keep you buying.

>>8324799
Needs lettuce, onions, pickles, and tomato. Baconator isnt good as is

>>8327632
>falling for the tomato and lettuce memes

Baconator with jalapeños and pickles w/ mayo swapped out for mustard master race. Onions are fine too if you have strong mints.

>>8326364
>Carls Jrs/Hardees
>hard to find
on what planet?

>>8324799
Why do you think so little of yourself?

>>8327672
Planet Cincinnati.

I'd kill for a monster thickburger.

>>8324799
How much fiber have you had today?

Why didn't you make some chilli con carne yourself?
Homemade chilli always tastes better than restaurant chilli.

>>8324799
but it totally does not look like in the pic doesn't it?

Im from a shitty 3rd world country , don't know what's a wendy

I suppose is 3 slice of beacon , 2 small burger meats , cheese and the buns. looking smaller than the picture

>>8324799
Do you remember when Wendy's had tacos? They were part of their salad bar.

I had the taco salad and was so disappointed.

>>8327654
>mayo
putting sperm on your burger... kill yourself...

>>8324799
were you able to identify anything that tasted like beef in either of those products? i have never been able to...

>"chili"

Kek

>>8329940
I don't, I swap out the mayo for mustard. It comes with mayo unless you ask otherwise for some reason.

What'd you think of the chili?

>>8330357
It was good, actually.

>>8326364
objectively true

God Tier:
>In n Out
>Five Guys
>Whataburger
>Wendy's
>Chick fil A (honorable nonburger mention)

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>>8331067
Shake Shack is far superior to all of those lad