Hi guys. Today we're going to make a meal like they did

>3.6mb image of a carrot and a parsnip

fuck off

>>8323597

Alright m8, let's see what you can do

>>8323597
there was no way anyone could open a 3.6 MB image in 1212

>>8323602
yeah, but parsnips though

>>8323597
Carrots weren't orange back in 1212

You already failed

>>8323597
what 3rd world slavshit country do they put olive oil in a soap dispenser

>3.6mb image of a carrot and a parsnip

fuck off

>3.6mb image of a carrot and a parsnip

fuck off

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Cook everything in a pot

>>8323613
show me a picture proving this from 1212

oh wait you can't

>but m-muh scientists

same people who said humans were around 5000 years ago, ok guy

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This much barley?

>>8323629
3.59 mb 4k super HD photo of your boiled garbage and it's out of focus. Bravo dumbass.

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>>8323602
>>8323609
>>8323617
>>8323627

>>8323630
http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/history2.html

read it yourself

>>8323648
>carrotmuseum
kek

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This much water?

>>8323650
Why are you asking? Nobody even knows what the fuck you're making.

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>>8323648
>carrotmuseum

>>8323648
>http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/history2.html
quality website

>>8323597
>flakes
>1212
Son, back then we didn't even get whole barley.
It was mostly shredded hay with a couple of unripe berries thrown in for flavour.

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>>8323648
>shows orange carrots

hmmm

really makes you think

really gets your thinker goin

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No worries guys. It tastes as horrible as it looks. I am so glad it is not 1212 anymore

>>8323694
grats

>>8323694

Our ancestors lived like shit.

Thank God for colonialism and the ingenuity in bringing back recipes from conquered peoples

>>8323602
>Having shit internet

Go back to your third world shithole

4mb is fucking nothing

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>>8323613
Here you go, a picture of an orange carrot dating from 512 A.D.

>>8323613
Here's an excerpt from the carrot expert website:
>but a copy of the Codex of Dioskorides dating from 500 to 511 ad is illuminated with pictures of plants. The drawings are fairly accurate and convey the important physical characteristics of the vegetables and herbs shown. Thus it is possible to determine that a carrot shown in folio 312 (below) ******resembles pretty accurately modern day carrot, and more importantly is the earliest depiction of an orange root!******

>>8323766
WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY ARE YOU GUYS ARGUING ABOUT A CARROT

>1212
>Not 500 BCE
>Not just fuckin whatever because you're hungry and fire has barely been invented yet

>>8323772
There's no argument. Dude said something wrong, and I corrected him using a verifiable source.

>>8323774

I'm fairly certain that meat was a delicacy back then unless you lived in a pastoral community or a a town with stellar trade routes nearby

>>8323694

>not boiling the carrots

Homie you could have used some of the natural sweetness to make the meal less shitty

Think these things through

>>8323775
>answering the capslock faggot
just don't. simply report and move on

>>8323789
I didn't say anything about eating, I said fucking.

>>8323794
>not boiling the carrots
i'm pretty sure they are boiled?
>>8323629

>>8323798
As if I'd skip a chance to flex my knowledge on the historical cultivation of carrots

>>8323815
>my knowledge on the historical cultivation of carrots
your knowledge? i was the one posting the carrotmuseum link

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>>8323648
>that website
>copyright 1996-2016
>carrotmusic
>carrotcollectors
>over 10,000 items but a firm addict of carrot bags.
and I thought that nothing could surprise me anymore

>>8323818
That was a joke. On the absurdity of having approximate knowledge of carrot cultivation.

>>8323824
>approximate knowledge of carrot cultivation
well, i have approximate knowledge of many things

>>8323758
It is true though that Royal house of orange was presented a breed of orange carrots specially bred for them. Not to say there weren't any orange carrots before that time but most carrots where red, purple white and orange and all kinds of colors in between. The sweet orange carrot that we know now is the royal breed and dates from a later period.

>>8323615
Megalolz

>>8323865
>Megalolz
are you lost?

>>8323865

Back to iFunny with you, boyo

>>8323856
I know. Someone just said there were no orange carrots at a specific point in time when there actually were.

>>8323602
Internetlets when will they learn?

>>8323615
I've seen it done on professional kitchens, must be a practical thing

>>8323615

It is soap. Soap that contains olive oil.

>>8323746
If they were peasants that is, thank the gods my ancestors were lords in a Celtic country

>>8323642
lewd

>>8323753
Some folk can't afford unlimited mobile net

>>8323819
early internet was pure autism