I was thinking of going to Denny's to eat some hobbit food

>>8310455
There's already a thread you dumb faggot

That's just regular human food with new names. Don't be fooled by Denny's lies.

>>8310455
>Middle age europe
>Potato

>>8310455
All food in Tolkiens work is real food aside from Elven food.

This is neither Hobbit nor real food.

>>8310455
I don't think Dennys serves Butterbeer. Don't you want some of that fantasy drink to go along with the rest of your fantasy food? What about Lembas? Are you going to pretend vanilla wafers are those too, you faggot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=048_sHBGY-w

>>8310455
>hobbit food
Dennys sells cocks ?

>>8311492
Wtf carbs did europeans use to eat before the 16th century? Did they just eat a fuck ton of bread?

>>8312423
yep

>>8312423
Bread was 95% of what most people ate back then.

The potato comes from South America.

>>8312423
England lived on peas (google pea pottage)
Danes made porridge out of bread and beer
Eastern Europe had buckwheat.