>make shitty-looking dish >call it "rustic" >get

>it's deconstructed

Pot works. Booze too.

>>8310029
>Make really shitty dish
>Claim the ingredients come from a poor village in Africa harvested by orphans and treated by blind nouns
>Win prices

>Take a classic dish
>Add foie and truffles

murican way:
>make shitty cake
>cover it with a ridiculous amount of frosting
>add sprinkles

>implying that pie looks shitty
>implying I would eat that faster than I'd eat a sweaty Latina ass

>>8310029
butter goes in/on everything - more salt + more oil = flavour

bacon similarly goes in/on everything - more salt + more oil = flavour

when you fuck up something you're making for others, but it's still salvageable as tasty food, focus on that fuckup. Broke one yolk out of six eggs for three people? Break two more. Those eggs go on top of the others, let the yolk be a surprise. Especially good if you can whip up a sauce to go with it right quick (lightly browned butter with salt, pepper, dill, and lemon for instance)

>>8310029
>be a total lazy douche
>you're tall and good looking so get a bunch of tatoos
>get all kinds of media attention for your bum restaurant

>>8310517
>own a restaurant
>lazy

If you're making enough to survive while running a restaurant, you're probably not doing a whole lot of slacking.

>>8310544
lots of us are here making enough to survive while running a restaurant, the tall and good looking among us get to ascend into the next level