>When you take ur bf home to visit your parents for Thanksgiving and he holds his fork like this
>>8308245
Did you still give him a reacharound after dinner?
>>8308245
Who's got the old fork knife pasta?
>>8308245
>when his/her left arm just hangs there like a dead limb
learn to use both hands!
>>8308245
It's time to get a new bf.
I'm single btw ;))
>>8308245
When you suck your bf dick from behind and he fart right in your face
>>8308245
that's an alpha eating stance
glad I don't have a bf, I have a gf though and she hates salt.
>Try to tell bf he is holding the fork wrong.
>Parents ask me who I am talking to.
>Tell them that he is my bf.
>They tell me nobody else is there.
>Start to cry.
>>8310141
kek