My Dad loves to cook and now that he's retired and I have a good job I'd like to get him something nice for Christmas. The problem is he's fancy as shit so he has all shun knives and all-clad cookware. What's something around $200 that he wouldn't have, but isn't some unitasker meme tool?
Buy him pornography
Get him an assortment of exotic game meats. He has tools, give him something to do with them.
>>8307773
this
some sort of food thing
>>8307773
This is a good idea. Alternatively, a whole deer.
>>8307773
thanks that's a good suggestion, I will look into something like that
>>8307643
buy him a good brandy and watch him get super drunk and the super depresive
Joule circulator he will cum buckets
>>8308421
I think this is a great idea because he probably hasn't heard of it
>>8307643
Get him the biggest cast-iron dutch over that'll fit his oven and your budget. No kidding.
>>8307643
Get her flowers and chocolates and a little bracelet that says "I love daddy" with her engraving on it
>>8308648