If you had a magic hand that could produce one food smaller than

me and my black truffle hand are gonna be millionaires

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>>8306129
>caring about money when you can have fresh food from your hands

get a load of this guy everyne

#3 would be any of these

>>8306114
well done steak with ketchup

>>8306114
Falafel for sure

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>>8306157
He choose... wisely

Shrimp and cheese empanadas

>>8306129
me and my chicken tendies hand are gonna be GBPillionairs

This thread is based on a thought I distinctly remember having in class when I was in year 3 or so.

I don't know why I remember it so much, maybe because it's retarded, or because it was a great fantasy.

>>8306114
As much zafron as possible, best quality zafron in the world

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>>8306114

I would be so fucking happy

>op didn't put a daily limit on producing food
every fucking nation on earth would kidnap you for your magic hand.

>>8306114
Squid ink. Also becomes a defense mechanism

>>8306143
I fucking love dimsum

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>>8306114
I would single-handedly destroy the American economy.

>>8306503
>implying theyd discover it

id eat the evidence as soon as id conjured it...

>>8306546
SINGLE HANDEDLY KEK!

Mini 'go 'zas

Morphine pills.

>>8306114
Burrito..


That is all

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>>8306503
>CIA Spooks come after you
>Summon literal amber waves of grain
>Drown them in wheat
>Catches police attention
>Embrace your new lives inside the grain silo, my brothers!
>National guard is called in
>Your metal and kelvar will do you no good under the crushing weight of my mighty wavey wheaty wonder!
>Full blown invasion of US soil as the military collapses, with even airstrikes unable to pierce my crunchy, dusty, grainy cocoon
>Every military in the world is fighting to hold control over the 8th wonder of the world, an unending gyser of wheat that cannot be stopped
>So much wheat seed has been spewed into the atmosphere and carried on the winds of thor that it is growing everywhere
>Absolutely everywhere
>It has become an aggressive, invasive species
>The world economy has collapsed
>Endless warfare has destroyed modern society
>Ecosystem changes from the meaty wheaty invasion has killed off 90% of the world's species
>There is nothing now
>Nothing except our muscled golden god and his family, who sit so high atop his mountain of amber grain that water would freeze instantly
>Our shredded Shredded Frosted Wheaties

>>8306114
Coconuts.

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>>8308356

What counts as food here? The chinese eats dogs so could I summon an army of tiny puppers and conquer the world?

>>8308356
fuck

FMITMcCTBFFS

The thousand dollar ice cream sundae or something similarly expensive, then I would sell tons and be a billionare and buy whatever food I want
Dumbasses, lol

>>8306146
well memed my friend! ;^)~~~~

>>8308356
Well someone's gotta give you a (you) so here ya are buddy!

For me. The mcchicken

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>>8308356

Very few greentext stories have had me laughing this hard at line 2.

Would this violate thermodynamics or would the mats and energi come from somewhere?