>Ok anon, tell us your restaurant idea and we'll tell

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>>8304334
a pizza place where you get to make your own pie

We serve crabs legs and there's a falcon perching section where people can place their falcons while eating. Showers in the back for washing up. No singles policy.

>>8304334
Everyone pays a little bit of money but the food you get is random
You may end up eating something completely delicious or some shitty rice with stock
Everyone pays the se

Play avant-garde techno jazz in the background. Have waiters in space suits throw random food on the table. It's all deconstructed too. We'll charge $250 a seat and the pretentious pseudointellectual cucks pour in.

We'll call it THE BEST RESTAURANT YOU'LL EVER GO TO .. Every meal will be covered in THE BEST BBQ SAUCE YOU'LL EVER TASTE

All meat will be bleu and eggs will be cooked in ziplock-bags

>>8304347

Falcon friday- falcon feed is half off
Spaghetti saturday- pocket spaghetti buffet: all you can pocket
Shower sunday- hot water is available in the showers

>>8304399
I feel like you're referencing something and I don't get the joke

Vegan gluten free sushi bar

A cat cafe that sells pastries but also weed. And you can hang out with cats.

The Catnip Cafe.

>>8304334
it's a 12-seater communal eating spot with an open kitchen and a wicked vinyl record selection that the patrons can play as they wish. we will sell blanched kale at $22 a plate that we source from our rooftop garden for a fraction of a penny per bushel and you can only get a seat if you follow our moderately attractive hostess on instagram.

>>8304437
Sounds great, will you also sell over priced cocktails that come in mason jars?

>>8304448
just as sure as the coffee is fair-trade and the kale is served on rough-hewn stoneware!

>>8304341
Simpson's did it! Simpson's did it!

it's an anime pizza place where we make pizza and show anime, kawaii

>>8304334
First serious answer in this entire thread.
I would mix exotic spices from African and Indian cuisine with American BBQ. Fusion is all the rage this decade, but I think even the sushi slurping hipster whores are getting tired of nothing but Asian food. I would hire expert pitmasters from around the world to team up and come up with new ways to do BBQ. If it works out, the possibility to turn it into a chain is real. Flyover loves BBQ, coastal cunts love pretentiousness. This could work anywhere.

I was thinking of a Tepanyaki style restaurant, but with breakfast food. You have a chef in front of you and he cooks eggs, bacon and pancakes of all shapes and forms in stylish ways.

It's seasonal european dishes, no fusion, quality in season produce, reasonable portions, full bar and a night menu of more fun and not necessarily european tapas type dishes but still seasonal. Absolutely NO fusion, ever.

Each meal order requires the customer to choose a character to role play as to 'enhance' the experience. For example a hardworking factory worker taking his well earned break, opening his lunch box (prepared by his loving wife).

>>8304334
McDonalds, but you can only get breakfast items in the daytime and vice versa. The happy meals are adult themed and have mini-vibrators and tiny porno mags instead of toys.

>>8304472
Barbecue chains rarely expand beyond regional status because people in the US have strong preferences about how they like their barbecue. When you try to introduce a new style to people in another region, it's usually not successful. They talked about this on either Restaurant Startup or The Profit, I can't remember which.

>>8304472
>What is street food?

A restaurant that only serves breakfast cereal

Two-hour AYCE breakfast buffet open 24 hours near either a uni/college campus or in a truck stop area.

>>8304514
But ayce buffets make money on old people and women that can't eat much. College bros and truckers can inhale 3 pounds of food.

I might be talking out my ass though

>>8304511
Been done. It was called Cereality. It was a shitty idea then and it's a shitty idea now. It started in '03, expanded rapidly in '04 then collapsed in on itself when people woke up to the notion that they were paying $5 for a bowl of Count Chocula when a box of the stuff costs only $1.77 when on sale ($3 regular price).

The one run by the Hipster Douchecunt Twins in London seems to be doing okay, though, I hear.

>>8304523
Hence the two-hour limit. Was thinking of having the buffet itself in a room separate from the seating area accessible by a hotel key-card like entry active for only 130 minutes (give ya an extra ten cuz I'm nice) from the moment of activation. You walk to the room. Swipe. Go in. Get food. Swipe. Get out. Sit. Eat. Repeat.

>>8304490
I would go to this, especially if the staff dressed up and played along and there were photo ops with cute waitresses. Sounds like a good place for a birthday party.

Some other ideas of characters: a death row inmate having his last meal, high school cafeteria lunch as a freshman, a made man having a good time with his colleagues a la Goodfellas.

>>8304334
It's in a location that's growing and has few resteraunts yet.

>>8304529
You had better watch that fucking door.

>>8304529

build a wall?

Atrocities: a not so family restaurant
We serve pretty normal food but it's all themed on horrible events from history/recent history.
Examples include:
The Bonnie & Clyde Burger: Two brutally tenderized patties on Texas toast with lots of Swiss cheese
Waco Waldorf Salad: for that signature Atrocity's twist... we toast the nuts!
The Hindenburger: Bursting with flavor, served up slathered in our "Flaming Hot" sauce... oh the humanity!
Titanic King Crap: pulled fresh from the freezing waters of the Atlantic, comes with an iceberg wedge salad
Curt Cobain Cob Salad: served with our signature buckshot dressing
Jonestown Kool-aid: by the pitcher, enough for the whole table, so good it might be the last drink you ever have!
... and the like
It will look a lot like a Red Robin.

You walk into a room alone, there is a table with 4 seats, it's decorated in a very homely fashion
Suddenly an oldish woman shows up, she is dressed as your mother, she greets you and asks you to take a seat
Next the second actor shows up, he plays your father but the father you always wanted not the drunk fuck who died before you could ever make peace with each other
Last person to show up is a very beautiful young woman, she will be playing that girl you never got out of your head but her role is also your girlfriend
Your mom will serve her famous dinner and you will all enjoy a family dinner together, you will get to take one picture wich you will take home with you and you never get to come back

It's like a pizzeria but with historical figures

>>8304560
NGL i'd eat there

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>>8304334
All you can drink bar that only serves top shelf alcohol. Patrons pay $30-$40 to cover the cost of drinks (beer,wine, and liquor). The food will range from made to order gourmet burgers, chicken wings(multiple sauce options), fresh cut fries(multiple seasoning options), and a weekly rotating special ie. Monday is Pizza, Tuesday is Steak, Wednesday is Pasta,Thursday is Tacos(authentic ones served with onion,cilantro, and lime), Friday is 1/2 priced burgers, Saturday is Philly Cheesesteaks, Sunday is 1/2 price entry.

I would call it 4est

Giblets only restaurant

>>8304334

Tapas, but with various interpretations of open-faced sandwiches

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>>8304363
>It's all deconstructed too

>>8304472
>getting tired of nothing but hipster food

I don't know about other countries but US Diner style and barbeque style stuff is all the rage atm in Australia. Im fucking sick of it, burgers a shit

Name: Offal

Concept: "traditional" "peasant" style meals made out of the 2nd cuts of meat, i.e. liver, tounge, intestines, etc., served in a simple, classic way.

Atmosphere: Typical hipster "rustic", mason jars for glasses, old liquor bottles for water carafes, unfinished wood/masonry walls, wood burning stove for heat

Location: recently gentrified neighborhood, preferably in a college town or similar

The scam: Pay little for the cuts of shit meat, stew them in sauces all night, serve on "artisanal" flat bread with a side of "fresh co-op veggies" tossed in a few tablespoons of white vinegar. Charge double for PBR and local beers, start raking in the cash.

The Basement

The restaurant is divided up into small, single-occupancy booths. Each one is fully enclosed, and contains a chair, a desk, and a computer terminal. There's an IRC channel with a single other user, <kitchen-bot>. You can ask for the menu and order using the bot, food is delivered via dumb waiter. The bot compliments you when you return an empty plate.

>>8304617
>>>/a/

>>8304570
nice meme but at Disney World there is a restaurant where the dining room looks like a 50's kitchen and the waitresses all play the role of your mom (don't let you order dessert until you clean you plate, etc)

>>8304624
kek.

Because this would actually work. I saw a PBS cooking show a few months ago that raved about some britfag restaurant that served only offal. Charging a small fortune for a hog spleen simmered in some sauce. It was supposed to be "renaissance" britfag food, but it would work in the US hipster market too.

You're most definitely not fired, anon.

>>8304462
>kawaii
where has the time gone...

>>8304560
>Titanic King Crap
I laughed

>>8304560
I've an idea for your restaurant.
Chicken à la OJ: all white meat, battered and sliced up.
>it's tendies, so you can get all the neetbux

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>>8304691
>not recognizing Rustle

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>>8304570
would you believe someone already thought of that

>>8304502
That's actually fascinating and explains why the BBQ place that came into town a couple years ago failed miserably when it's lackluster replacement is wildly successful.

>>8304497
So mcds for 3rd shift workers.

>>8305353
not that anon but
>mini-vibrators and tiny porno mags
is actually pretty accurate from my experience of working third shift. nearly everyone on the shift was a pervert. it was great.

>>8304706
Does the waitress playing your mom give you a sneaky hand job under the table?

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>>8304341
I worked at two different places like that around high school.

>A restaurant that looks like a traditional Indian restaurant, but they have a reservation-only special where they recreate that gross-out scene from Tenple of Doom as accurately as they can. Would have to hire non-Indian brown people considering how the Indians would probably get offended and leave every time someone ordered it.
Obviously most of the stuff is either impossible to get by FDA standards or because it's endangered (or a fictional insect), so there'd be a lot of substitutes.
I can't possibly imagine this type of restaurant ever going under.

>beautiful, lavish meals prepared by ex-Michelin star restaurant chefs under the impression we serve then through a beautiful dining area, but in reality we lock that place off after they enter to work for the day and start funneling in customers through the fast-food lobby attached to the other side.

>>8304588
You would be out of business in a few weeks, you'd go broke so damn fast, all you can drink, top shelf, heh, plus food.

>>8304588
>top shelf alcohol with garbage tier food
Worst idea I've ever seen

A sandwich place with a wide variety of regional ingredients (French cheeses and cured meats, Mediterranean and middle-eastern style meats and veggies). Would serve kebabs, falafel, Savoie specialties, different kinds of pâtés and terrines ... Would have 3 weekly sandwiches chosen online by poll. Heavy use of social media for exposure.

>>8304334
An indie/retro pizza joint with pizza and games upstairs and a rape dungeon downstairs

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How about Cambrian Cuisine.
People would dine on stuff that would gave been available around 500 Million years ago, before land animals arrived. That means Seaweed, Mushrooms, Ferns, Moss, Lichen, Jellyfish and other Cnidaria, Sea Slugs, Echinodermata like Sea Urchins and Cucumbers. No fish, grains, tubers, land insects or animals. Would be pretty expensive but you would dine like the mighty Cthulhu.

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Authentic Korean "meat-centric" restaurant where patrons cook their own food on a grill installed in the center of each table.

Need $200K to install the ventilation pipes that suck up smoke from just above each grill.

>>8304334
all the meat is served bleu. no matter what. no refunds.

>>8304347
>>8304406
>>8304422

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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I call it The Haploid Shack.
You can start with a sunny side up egg, continue with a big selection of caviars, continue with Sea Urchin roe and end with that Japanese dish called Shirako which is basically coagulated Fish Sperm. Single-chromosome cuisine.

>>8304422
I'd go here

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A place where you can eat lifeforms infected by a parasite. Like Corn Smut, or Caterpillar Fungus. The latter is actually a caterpillar mummified by a fungus, picrelated, pretty expensive Tibetan product.

>>8304410
> he doesn't know king Jack and is yet to lose the plot

If only faggot janitors would stop banning ja/ck/ threads this would be an actual coming board again

Public lighting is nice and useful but we destroyed the ambiance of the night. To begin with my restaurant gives you the right night experience using. The decoration is inspired by medieval and colonial times and uses lot of wood and plants. I built the desks and chairs myself, I have the last word in any aspect of the decoration or the food. We serve mostly simple food and some of my creations. My creations are intended to raise the name of my city. The food is simple and cheap, it's just a hobby I don't want a single cent from my work.
Also it's an underground restaurant and I dont need your money.

>>8304588
>30-40 for an open bar of top shelf liquor
Wew, lad. You ever bought a top shelf liquor? I've had rum that was 14 dollars an ounce.

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SAM HAMMICHES

>my gf and bro are both named Sam, we sell ham sandwiches, ONLY ham sandwiches, Koshers and Halals need not apply

>pic related

>>8306532
Fuck off back to /tv/, retard.

>>8304349
So like a cafeteria buffet? My college has a place like that, just an entrance fee and all you can eat buffet. Sometimes the food is pretty good. Other times it's just alright or bad.

It's honestly one of the better on-campus places simply because it's all you can eat.

Ramen spot. I squat in an alley with a large pot of ever-simmering broth on a propane stove, coat hangers with drying noodles behind me. A little grill from which I offer grilled squid and home cured pork belly. A cooler with soft boiled eggs and juliened scalions. I am a powerfully built ginger with a big beard, and I speak fluent japanese. I would squat there yelling at passersby in japanese.

>>8306608
Would you be offended when they call you a weeaboo faggot and tell you to get out?

Latin Buffet.

A nutcracker bar, where people from all round stop by to crack some of our freshly grown nuts (planters peanuts) try our new nutty flavors of chipotle, sweet honey, and bbq

>>8306545
Just stick with the medieval theme desu. Serve meat pies and turkey legs, and other authentic period food. Make the waitresses dress like sexy wenches and call the patrons Milord.

>>8304437
This all sounds a little too real.

>>8306454
>Cambrian
>land plants

>>8306693
This. You probably want to try for at least the Devonian Diner if you want to include plants.

>>8306705
>Devonian Diner
That also gives you fish, right? I think land based animals were starting to become a thing then as well, so you could serve grilled newts or something to represent early tetrapods.

>>8306565
Shit I've had whyskey that was 30 euros a glass. Even basic high quality stuff like Mc Callans or Laphroaig will usually cost a minimum of 40 euros a bottle

>>8304560
Kek

>>8304422
an actual good idea

>>8304334
Cozy eatery that sells pastries and flour based dishes. We'll market ourselves as "gluten-free free" to cash in on people that are sick and tired of gluten free hippies. Later on we will do other similar campaigns that try to appeal to cynicism!

>>8304588
>$30-$40 to cover the cost of drinks
>top shelf alcohol

You either won't serve top shelf alcohol or you'll be bankrupt in a month.

>>8304462
>kawaii
stopped reading there

>>8304422
Would get half of japan to visit your country

>>8306467
These have to be popular enough now by 2016 that states outside of California have multiple Korean BBQs in each town.... right?

If not, you poor poor bastards.

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>>8304691
Hi newfriend

>>8306810
Utterly wrong but nice try, weeb.
Gookmoot is going clamp down on you fags, the japs hate you and your kind.

Its your normal typical greasy spoon chinese resturant
but its run by white people instead of asians
and I'll make sure I only hire the most pretentious of hipsters who will talk about how much they love traditional American style chinese food and how nobody nowaday is making it correctly

but in reality, its all from the same distributor that all the other chinese resturant get their food from

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>>8304462
Too late desu

Wings & Thighs
Hooters but with good food

>>8306810
this was mostly true 10 years ago but not now

>>8306571
it better be some good fucking ham anon, i can see myself as a regular

like the rainforest cafe, but even more. The whole place looks like a jungle, and even has a river going through it.
Waitresses in loincloths show you to a patch of dirt. All the utensils are crude stone facsimiles and the food is stuff like bowls of berries and hunks of cloned mammoth meat.
You can get a discount on your food by stripping naked and getting in character as a caveman.
Sex is allowed.

>>8304334
Raman shop in the UK.

I'm half Japanese, worked in a Raman place for 8 months in Japan. Think I could adapt it to the UK being half English.

My marketing plan is Hipsters.

>>8306810
This stopped being true over a decade ago.

>>8304334
You eat shitty food while some fat old guy pisses on you
I reckon it'll gain popularity after a year, it's really the experience you go for and not the food

>>8304422
That actually sounds really nice, and I don't even need the weed or those digits to think so.

beer battered and deep fried everything

we'll call it "america"

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deep fry hut.
you choose from a wide selection of meats, vegetables, cheeses, desserts, and choose a batter or breading, and have it deep-fried.
and you can top your desserts with all sorts of stuff. like deep-fried swiss rolls with ice cream and jimmies.
or deep-fried pizza.
and there is option to get a side-salad.
or if you pay a little more you are able to rent access to a dedicated commercial deep fryer for the cooks to deep fry whatever you bring
and also there are sexy witresses giving BJ with purchase of 1 meal.

>>8307525
honestly i didn't even see this post before i came up with
>>8307558

>>8306793
>stopped reading at the end
Is this satire?

>>8306596
> he thinks those are /tv/ memes

>>8307561

all good, i'm ok with a business partner

>>8307558
You know that restaurants similar to this actually exist right (minus the waitress giving BJ's)? Not even memeing.

>>8304674
Maybe it's the depression speaking here, but I'd go there if it weren't too much trouble and within walking difference and I didn't have to interact with other people.

>>8304334

It's a fast food restaurant with small cubicles for each table and a touch screen menu so you never have to see a living person while you indulge in your shameful meal

>>8304334
OK, its a 20 seat concept restaurant styled like an efficiency apartment. All the food served is made only with ingredients you can get on food stamps. All white staff, in character as niggers/hispanics (blackface, ebonics, etc). With every course, they stretch the ingredients further and further to mimic how people in poverty have to stretch their money to get through the month until eventually desert is just a wintergreen lifesaver, and if someone questions the dessert, it triggers a theatrical event where the head chef makes some sort of sacrifice (calls a friend and agrees to become a drug dealer or suck some dick in exchange for cash) and then just the one person who complained gets ice cream.

>>8307623
>minus the waitress giving BJ's

Um, excuse me, but having experienced eating in one of those styled restaurants, I can assure you that's one of the offerings if you let it be known how much you're willing to tip for exemplary service above and beyond the call of duty. Both for waiters and waitresses, although, ahem, I've only chosen the latter.

>>8307678
So you wouldn't be a fan of The Wurst Restaurant Ever? We specialize solely in sausage-based cuisine from all over the globe, kilbasa, wursts, blood sausage, hot dogs, etc, etc

>>8306117
They would find eventually.

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>>8306664
>medieval Europe
>turkey

>>8306987
masterfully casted bait

>>8307525
there are places in Japan that do exactly this, it's all you can eat and each table has its own deep fryer

>>8306806
yes, I live in buttfuck nowhere and there are 2 Korean BBQ places within 30 miles.

A chili pepper-centric restaurant with a selection of hundreds of hot sauces to choose from to adorn your dish. It would be a quality collection curated in the same way a restaurant might pride itself on a craft beer selection or a wine list. Tired of going places that only have Tabasco or Frank's.

>>8307563
yes it's called a joke
have some subtlety anon

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A restaurant that specializes in Native American cuisine

>>8304437
wicked

>>8304334
>Blade Runner noodle bar
>Wall to wall ultra HD television screens with shots from Blade Runner scenery to simulate the experience of living in a 80's envisioned dystopian society.
>Everyone dressed in that 80's retro-futuristic style
>Everyone once in a while your meal will be interrupted by a man speaking unintelligible portmanteau of languages.
>An elderly Asian man will be there to translate and inform you: HE SAY U BRADE RUNNA!

>>8307929
Forgot to add:
>For dessert, a man dressed like Roy Batty will serve you.
>"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time for cake."

>>8307929

>one half of the restaurant will have your waiter narrating your meal

>>8307877
Only serves bottom shelf alcohol and fry bread. Guests who overstay get hosed out with cold water.

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>>8304760

I laughed so hard at this. Someone fund this now.

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>>8304490
>>8304533

Food truck with BBQ, Chicken, Burgers etc in a town that has next to no food trucks, but hungry people. Lots of them. And factories.

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>>8306062
Oh... oh anon. Oh wow.

A 24 hour pizza joint that serves cold pizza for breakfast.

>>8308095
I would actually buy a slice of cold pizza for breakfast if they sold it somewhere.

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>>8308237
>order pizza and wings
>eat the wings and place pizza in fridge just so you can eat it cold later

The chefs cook whatever they want. Serve it however they want, to whomever they want. People just sit down, pay their money and wait.

It's all good food, I hire good chefs, but it's a mystery.

>>8304334
Burger place focusing on 8 solid burgers and 3 types of fries Normal cut, steak cut, and skinny sweet potato, and milkshakes and 1 chicken sandwich with biweekly burger tests to test the waters.

Quality hamburgers made to order at a decent and fair price.

Only a few places actually do this

I will call mine red light district.

You walk in and see a series of chefs sitting on chairs. You can inspect them, ask them questions, read their CV etc. Then you choose the chef you want and pay them an hourly rate to cook for you.
The chefs can either suggest menus for you, or you can have them cook special requests for an extra price. The exterior is just a door with a red light over.

The best part is on the other side I run a ""restaurant"" that actually is a brothel in disguise.

A chain restaurant that specializes in tacos, burritos, and nachos. We'll travel through South America looking for some future wetback who looks like Rowan Atkinson to be the face of the brand, complete with sombrero and mustache. The chain will be called Mr Beaner

>>8308263
How would you handle things like shellfish/peanut allergies or lactose intolerance?
Not like those cunts who "need" their food without 900 ingredients but for people who have the serious legit allergies.

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>>8308293
Mystery.

>>8308293
Maybe a coloured tag on their table?

Red for shellfish, blue for nuts, orange for dairy, yellow for gluten?

>tfw when celiac and crohns so i could never eat at a place like that even though its so cool

>>8308293
No weaklings allowed

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Like this but with tasting menu dishes

Conveyor belt sushi style place, with random food on it. everyone pays to enter, all foods are appetizer sized and just grab what you like within reason.
All different styles and country cooking so you can try all sorts of shit

>>8308263
There's been places pretty close to this.
>>8308293
They only seat by reservation and patrons were asked in advance about any dietary restrictions.

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>>8307851
I would jizz if a place like that opened near me, and travel cross country for it if not. Would need to go to great lengths to ensure food quality though, otherwise it's just a hot sauce shop with shitty food to test sauces on.

A social club run on the Costco principle.

Membership fees would pay for most of the overhead, and top-quality food and drinks would be sold as close to cost as possible. Also, the staff would be paid full wages with no tipping allowed.

>>8308304
If its just a random moving belt then it wouldn't be anything link a tasting menu and if were like a tasting menu where each person gets x courses of the same things in a set order then the conveyor belt would be pointless.

Gimmick restaurants almost never last. You're better off just doing a solid rotating menu of a few dishes made well in a place with a nice atmosphere and good staff.

>>8304334
Burger joint that has high quality ingredients and all of the servers are very attractive, half naked women.
The server will lay on the table and place your meal on her and you have to eat it off of her, without using your hands.

>>8304624

I was going to suggest this. But korean style bbq of offal which is a legit thing in korea.

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>>8307851
samefag here>>8308323
Ok what if it was a food truck that just served wings, chicken strips, homemade chips etc. that didn't take up much space in the truck but your gimmick was that you had an exhaustive offering of hot sauces? Maybe offer the choice to blend sauces and some kind of challenge hot wings where the person that takes it down can come up with their own blend to be put on the menu.

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>>8307851
There's a couple places like this around Chicago. They're not really focused around the sauces necessarily but they provide a really wide selection.

I found this stuff at Chicago Bagel Authority and ended up buying a bottle on the way out (though I'm not sure they're even supposed to sell just the hot sauce).

This is a great idea though. would invest.

>>8304341
/ck/ isn't the place to discuss abortion.
or is it?

>>8304437
Bruh.
There's a short story you need to read called "Pas de Trois of the Chef and the Waiter and the Customer" by Robert Sheckley. It's in a book of his works called "The same to you doubled". Read it and prepare to shit bricks.

>>8304624
Fergus Henderson's 'St Johns' near the meat market in Spitalfields, London. A fucking amazing place to eat and the absolute opposite of pretentious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergus_Henderson

>>8304674
Baggers restaurant, Nurnburg, Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7z1yA7idYA

>>8308606
>lol

>>8308304
>Sit down at sushi train
>muslim woman on the left of picture in headscarf and suspiciously bulky coat explodes
>you spend eighteen months having chopstick fragments and wasabi paste debrided out of your wounds
>even on your deathbed at 90 the smell of pickled ginger makes you flip out and try to kill anyone in sight wearing a turban
>your grandson Mahmoud al-Michigani has to pay reparations to the local mufti

Yeah nah, everything I serve in my restaurant is pork-based and patrons not open carrying are to be issued a temporary AR15 upon entry.

>>8308606
I remember being 12, fuck off underageb&

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>>8308613
Possibly the most retarded post I have ever seen on /ck/.
This really is a noteworthy event.

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>>8308615
So, you've clearly only been here for a couple of days then.

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>>8308615
>>8308649
And with that gif, obviously from reddit too.

obligatory welcome message

>>8308693
>reddit
Dumb cunt.

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>>8308693
What is that supposed to be? Babbys first gore? How do you know his GIF is from Reddit if you don't spend time there, anyway?

>>8308751
It's from /ck/ a few years back, some guy hit a deer or something and took it home and cut it up in his tub and made some food with it.

I lived with a redditor, "abandon ship" is something a plebbitor would say.

>>8304334
Asian food place where there is a cheif for your table (Choose whatever you want, indian. Thai whatever) They prep the ingredients and you get to make the food. They'll teach you to make the food as you go. Then everyone at the table gets to try it. You can tell the chef what you'd like to learn, your skill level. Best part is customers will come back regularly for more lessons and to have some good eats they made personally.

>>8308328
Would eat at desu. You could make it like a big food court.

>>8308615
Too new to even remember those fucking jack threads.

A hot dog place a la subway. Pick bread. Type of sausage then toppings and condiments.

Fusion cuisine, but a different combination every day of the week.

>Chinese-Brazilian Mondays
>Japanese-French Tuesdays
>Mexican-Indian Thursdays
>British-Italian Sundays

I guess Wednesday and Saturday would be off days since I can't think of anything else people might like together.

>>8310046
Nah, what you do is have a list of single cuisines, then you randomly choose two of them every day (obviously this would be done weeks/months in advance to plan out what kind of ingredients you'd need on hand). Each cuisine would have its own menu items that would be sold on its days, and each pairing would have unique menu items only sold on days with that specific two-cuisine pairing.

>>8304334
A coffee shop called "has beans". On the walls we post pictures of celebrities or people who are in the public eye but are no longer famous

We can even host some of them sometimes to attract customers and sign autographs

>>8304334
The Bandwagon...

...is a seasonal trend-hopping casual, order-at-the-counter restaurant. The "seasonal" menu, in fact, changes with whatever is currently trendy. For example, at one point we would have served cake pops; now we serve cronuts or mirror glaze cakes or whatever is currently popular for dessert. (Part of the budget in the business plan is trend analysis.) For savory fare, we would currently be serving bowls of rice or other "starches" with a choice of "protein" and "veggies".

Hipsters will hate it. Perhaps that could be part of a PR stunt at opening.

>>8306810
Newfag

>>8310046
that seems like you would need an enormous pantry and freezer just to be able to make the dishes

Scottish Munchboxes but sold in urban Southern California and delivered. Contents shift depending on what's cheap to buy and fry, but we'll cut prices by making a lot of cheap sauces to pair with the food, make it a thing for the customers to get like 3 different sauces to dip their shitty cheap fried things into.

>>8306810
>Defending capeshit shilling
Fuck off back to Red*t

A food truck that sells exclusively onigiri filled with local meats at a low cost to commuters looking for breakfast or a snack.

A place that only sells pizza, burgers, chicken tenders and fries. No customization. 3 kinds of pizza, plain cheeseburger and plain steak fries. Choice of condiments you can get yourself.

Literally all young Americans want to eat

>>8304334
Topless sushi

>>8304422
I kind of want to go there. If I could start a cat cafe, this would be the business.

>>8309335
You live alone, don't you?

Here's my idea. Drive through fast food barbecue. You prepare everything in such a way that it can be eaten with one hand, while driving. BBQ Burritos, pulled pork in a cone, short rib on a stick.

"The hardware store"
You walk in through a large set of automatic sliding doors. Interior is warehouse-like, raised unfinished ceilings, concrete floor, etc. Lots of shelves with various tools, paint and other implements on them. After you leave there's a McDonald's next door to get lunch.

Café du Cinema
Basically dinner theater but old/classic/art movies.
Themed dishes so French films = French food, German films = German food, you get the idea.
Matinee family film screenings.

Ok listen
a drive-thru
on the side of a highway

>>8313530
At like a rest stop, or just straight up on the side of the highway?

>>8311998
There's a food truck like that somewhere. Saw it in a book my brother bought me.

>>8313536
Straight up.
>three separate buildings per location, ~2-3 miles apart
>at the first, a menu and money bag is tossed into the car's open window and customers call the phone number
>at the second, car's passengers toss back the money (exact change only)
>at the third, workers throw your food through your window
I don't know why nobody's thought of this before.

Place with a traditional didh from each country
If you eat all of them within a year, you get a months free food there (limit 1 meal/day)
If you eat traditional dish of each meal from each country within a year, you get 1 years free food (3 meals per day)

Meals must be eaten in entirety to count

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>>8313543
I assume your joking, because no one is this fuckin dumb.

>>8313562
god there's a lot of humorless morons in this thread