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When I eat Taco Bell I get this profound sense that my soul and creativity is being sapped from my being. My very inspiration to live a purposeful life is mysteriously drained when I consume the stuff even once or twice in a week. This feeling (or lack of) itself lasts weeks before I return to normalcy.
Does anyone here identify with this phenomenon? Is it the amino acids they add, which make their food taste better than food has any right to? Is it the methane soaked soy beans slowly poisoning my system and fucking up my endocrine glands? Am I just projecting and imagining all of this?
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SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY WITH A TOUCH OF PSYCHOSOMATIC RESPONSE IS YOUR OFFICIAL PROGNOSIS
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The solution is simple.
Stop eating at Taco Bell
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the cause is related to your anticipation of shitposting
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When I eat Taco Bell I feel an overwhelming sense of freedom and pleasure, from the soft warm tortillas you can't get anywhere else, to the perfectly spiced beef, melty cheese, and wonderful special sauces....oh yes my friend, that is joy indeed, takes me right back to being a young boy enjoying my favorite Taco Bell items watching cartoon cartoon friday or playing PS2 in my Godzilla pajamas with my good pal, who always shit his pants
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