I fucking hate cooking. I love to eat and stay full but actual

Are you an alcoholic or on any drugs that might affect your appetite? Because it sounds like you have an eating disorder

>>8284616
I don't do drugs or alcohol

>>8284613
>eating

Why don't you receive your nutrients from solar rays?

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>>8284629
maybe you should?

i developed a severe intolerance to eggs without really realizing it

i started thinking i was terribly ill with cancer or something because i ate eggs all the time and especially if i wasn't feeling good so it turned into this vicious cycle of feeling horrible, not eating for a while, feeling better, eating eggs, etc.

maybe something like this has happened to you?

>>8284613
>actual cooking has made me point a loaded gun at my head dozens of times now.
>Just made eggs, bacon and toast and I'm already getting nauseated from the smell. I'm hungry right now but even then, I'm repulsed from how I know it's going to taste.

Dude what the fuck

>>8284639
I mean if I go to Denny's and get scrambled eggs or eat tamago sushi, I don't have a problem but no matter what I do, I physically cannot eat eggs I make for myself.
>>8284640
Yup. Just threw away a plate of toast, bacon and eggs without even touching it.

>>8284613
>2016
>still eating food

I'm just here to laugh at the plebs that can't sustain themselves from the transdimensional fruits of the chaos realm beneath this one.

>>8284652
>Yup. Just threw away a plate of toast, bacon and eggs without even touching it.

fucking westerners

I don't know if you're trolling, but if you're not and you're 100% serious, then maybe you need to try a prescription of Cananbis. Here's all the things that cannabis can do for you: 1) It'll make shopping and cooking FUN. 2) it'll make you hungry and able to eat food. 3) pot makes healthy food like veggies and fruit actually taste godlike.

>>8284661
reddit

>>8284678
You are the plebbiest weed man I have ever seen.
>dude weed makes vegetables and fruit taste better, dude I fuckin need weed to do anything

>>8284652
>Just threw away a plate of toast, bacon and eggs without even touching it.
add salt and pepper
Maybe an aromatic

>>8284706
Cannabis helps sick people eat & enjoy food when they're too sick to even hold down 2 spoonfuls of chicken noodle soup without throwing up. From what op said, it sounds to me like either a) he's trying to trigger the "food and cooking" people by trolling them, or b) he has some kind of serious disorder going on that's making him not able to cook or eat comfortably.

>>8284613
I wish pic was related.

mfw "nigger"

>>8284672
this