Daily reminder that if you don't fully cook your egg yolks

I should buy a lottery ticket as I must be the luckiest man alive

When was the last time a person got sick after eating a runny egg?

>>8283880
I do not live in a third world country.

>>8283880
May the odds ever be in my favor cuz your hard yolk bullshit is a waste of time. May as well just give up eggs.

>>8283880
It really spice up my life. Every morning, when I take a bite, I'm thinking: I got 1/6 chance do die, man I'm living on the edge.

>>8283880
yeah, my daddy did it once and he died TWICE!

>>8283880
There is a good chanse you will get aids from all the cum you swallow too

>>8283880
brb making runny eggs.

>>8283880
Japs literally eat that shit all the time.

>>8284036
So fucking what?
Way to shit up the thread, shitlord.

>>8284050
>shit up
>a shit thread to begin with.

>>8283880
You're playing Russian Roulette every time you walk out your door. Hell, most fatal accidents happen in the home. You a more of a chance of getting hit by a bus than you do of contracting salmonella from an egg. Get a fucking grip, dude.

>>8283880
how do you eat eggs, pleb?

>>8283893
>this
Unless you're mixing the chicken shit off the shell into your yolk you're gonna be fine. Clean your ingredients before you cook.

>>8283880
buy pasteurized eggs then

>>8284328
>chicken shit off the shell into your yolk you're gonna be fine.

how are you doing my eastern European freind

>>8283880
Dude I drink raw eggs all the time just for kicks. Seriously.
Also, even though Marco is a way better chef and I haven't seen him make eggs, if your scrambies don't resemble Ramsay's you're doing it wrong.
I eat my eggs sunny side or over easy most of the time.

>>8283893
>implying those free range chickens and their non-harassed eggs are somehow worse off than battery caged hens stewing in each others' waste with their eggs having their protective film steamed off and replaced by a shellac

>>8283880
I swallow eggs raw when I'm really hungry.

>>8283880
Depends, Do you get your eggs fresh or does a company clean the egg before they give it to you, Also do you store them in the refrigerator?

I know this is a troll tread but I once heard that egg yolks pasteurise before they become solid. Any of you know about this?

>>8283880
In what third-world shithole do you live? Or are you just immunocompromised because all of the dicks you sucked finally caught up to you and you got the HIV?

I cook my eggs medium, I've eaten raw cookie dough and cake batter countless times growing up, eaten fresh mayonnaise, other things and never been sick.

>>8284832
[spoiler]He's saying America is a third-world country for having this problem.[/spoiler]