Fried mozzarella sticks are probably one of the most delicious

>>8282963
This is how you tell the obese from the morbidly obese.

>>8282963
marinara master race

>>8282963
>Fried mozzarella sticks are probably one of the most delicious foods
Really? In my experience they're the worst bar food. Is your taste just awful, or have you managed to find the place that makes amazing fried cheese sticks? If you think the latter is the case please share it's location with the rest of us.

>>8282963
Marinara obviously
>using a cream sauce on cheese

>>8283007
>not liking fried mozzarella

I can understand if you think it's a bit "vanilla", "for children" or "pleb-tier", but there's no way it's bad. Mozzarella in and of itself is pretty good. All you do is batter and fry it. It's pretty hard to make it taste bad.

>>8283007
Dont hate fgt

>>8283014
It's a heavy but not very interesting appetizer offered in a situation where the main is almost going to be equally heavy. No reason to bother.
>>8283020
Just don't see the point.

>>8282963
>Marinara ftw ranchfags btfo.
Maybe if you had a cheese sauce with bacon it would stand a chance, but I doubt anything can too King marinara.

who puts ranch on mozzarella sticks lol

I've never heard of ranch on mozz' sticks.
I wish I hadn't.

Blue cheese dip is the only correct answer for basically any deep fried thing

>>8283198
>dipping cheese in cheese
no

>>8282963
Marinara master race here, ranch is for literal whales.

I've had them with ranch, but only because I didn't have any marinara. It wasn't bad at all really

I love mozzarella sticks but I'm full after eating 3

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>eating fried cheese

both sauces are good though

>>8282963

I hate mozzarella sticks. Too greasy and I feel gross eating them.
I'd rather just dice the block up into rectangles and eat them 'raw', and frequently whenever I get to that last 1/8th or so of the block.

>>8282963
>ranch dressing + fried cheese

how fat are you

marinara obviously, its the best

>>8283555
Fatty foods taste good, you don't have to eat it for dinner every day. Still better than sweet foods like tomater sauce.

>>8282963
>using ranch on anything aside from a raw vegetable plate

You're not allowed anywhere near me, my kitchen, my house, or my cat.

>>8282963
Marinara. It's the acidity that parts the richness of the molten cheese and gives the dish a sense of lightness while still being bold and hearty.

>>8282963
>eating mozza sticks with shitty sauces
I'll eat these bad boys just the way they are

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Fried cheese is the shit. Lose the breading thoughabd pair it with pickled onions and some chilled avocado.

I thought that ranch with mozz was just a cali thing. I like both. Generally eat a few with each sauce. I'd rather have them with low quality ranch than marinara though. Hard to get decent marinara out here

>>8284431
>Mozz

So the memes ARE real...

>>8282963
I've never tried it with ranch. Think I will next time I buy some. But you can never go wrong with marinara.

Personally if you're going deep fried I'd rather have jalapeño poppers w sour cream & black pepper.

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>>8282963
>ranch

>>8284435
What can you expect from califags?

To me marinara feels like it masks the fact that you're eating a bunch of grease and fat a little. Ranch just nails it in harder.

>>8283205
>Not dipping your Mozzarella sticks into Nacho Cheese
Pleb.

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>Using ranch dressing at all.
Just, eww.

>>8284102
You have to go back.

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>>8284102
>cheese and avocado
That sounds amazing

>>8284656
you're the kind of guy who gets a diet coke at mcdonalds aren't you

>>8283205
>not dipping cheese in cheese

>>8283584
you talk like a fag but I agree

>>8284880
hi california

>>8282994
kek

I prefer to dip it inside my trashcan and throw it in a dumpster.

>>8285002
Why not consume 300 fewer calories?

>>8282963
Marinara. Ranch triggers my lactose intolerance.

honey mustard dressing

>>8285605
Why pretend you're not a fatass who just ate two mcchickens a cheeseburger and three big macs with large fries?

Marinara sauce, anything else is disgusting.

>Not tactically waiting to grab the very last mozzarella stick so that you can double-dip without worry or negative reactions from the people you're with.

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>>8283007

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Those are good enough, but fried cheese curds are way better

>>8282963
why did this post get made?

>>8285657
op thinks his eating habits are relatable

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>>8283029
>Just don't see the point
The point is that it tastes good you fucking piece of shit

>>8282963
the only purpose for ranch dressing is to cover up for shitty tasting food

>>8285002
I get water to save like 2 bucks.

>breaded deep fried string cheese
>one of the most delicious foods

>>8285718
your argument's wrong
i get your point but it's just wrong

>>8282963
How the fuck do I make fried mozzarella sticks? I tried to make some today and it tasted okay but the breading was way too thin and flimsy, how do I make it an impenetrable barrier?

>>8285737
put more breading on

>>8283150
Americans with fast-food blasted palates

>>8282963
I fucking love these. Also I have cavities fml

>>8283150

Fatties do

>>8282963
What makes a good poz moz stick?

How do you get a stick of moz to go poz?

PLZ POZ MY MOZ HOLE

>>8285910
shut the fuck up or i'll slit your throat neck.

>>8283029
>this guy exists
my life isn't so bad after all

>>8285910
I THOUGHt it was funny

>ruining good cheese with shit condiments

plain mozz stick master race

I get Arby's cheese sticks with some delicious tangy ranch all the time.

>>8285627
>Projection

>>8282963
Marinara obviously. Save that ranch for chips or a good sandwich.

>>8283562
This is how you get scurvy.

>>8285630
That just looks awful.
>>8285694
I guess it does to some folks. Tastes lame as shit to me.
>>8286100
Whatever floats your boat.

>>8289323
You are such an autistic retard it isn't even funny. Did your mom's bull's dick accidentally perforate your brain when he fucked her while she was pregnant with you?

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>>8282963
how can people just eat straight up cheese?
fucking fatties

>not dipping in marinara on one side, taking a bite, then flipping it over and dipping in ranch on the other side

>>8285555
CHECKED
PRAISE KEK

>>8289323

ignore the retard

The problem is that you aren't eating good quality Mozz' Sticks

The trick is you have to get some really chewy spongey high-quality cheese that has its own flavor, and it has to be freshly fried to a piping hot crisp.

Then it's good. But the minute the batter turns soggy then it's bottom of the barrel tier, not even fit for dogs.

>>8282963

Raspberry sauce master race reporting in.

Seriously, try it. It's fucking amazing.

cheese curds are better, mostly because in a solid 90% of the mozz sticks i've ever had, they completely phone it in when it comes to the breading

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>>8289341
it's not "straight up" cheese you mong. It's breaded cheese that's fried.

We're not talking about taking a bite out of your sharp cheddar in front of the fridge.

>>8285627
Personally I get Diet Coke not because I am trying to mitigate the effects of whatever shit I'm eating, but because I like it. I drink it every day. It's fizzy as shit.

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I ate 40oz of mozz sticks and I regret it

Better question...breaded mozz sticks or battered?

>>8289337
Ah loves muh fried cheese!

Never tried ranch with mozz

>>8283007
Stop being a shitter, James Bond.

>>8291042
Mozzarella sticks are shitty food though. Flavourless fat cooked in more fat. Even a chip is better. They just taste of grease and nonsense.