Fucked up food things you've done
>having people over for drinks and vidya gaems
>gf's friend comes over
>is a solid 9/10
>crush on her for years
>find her nudes on tumblr
>she complain
>I'm hungry anon make me food.
>I begrudgingly comply
>everyone else downstairs
>I make a simple packaged mac n cheese with actual cheese and other spices to fake good.
>pull up her nudes
>cum in her food
>feel all warm and nice when I watch her eat it
>"mmmm thanks anon ^_^ your this is delicious"
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>>8280377
They are the worst. Mostly girls who like cooking shows and buzzfeed tasty, and have never even glanced over a hint of the culinary arts.
Good on em for feeling proud of such trash, I take pride in my work, but I never can feel that prideful completion, the drive is unnerving as all hell.
>>8280359
>your this
>>8280437
>replacing sugar with sugar
Wtf senpai
>>8280461
its light sugar water anon! its healthy
>eating moms spaghetti in my room
>feeling sad and horny
>cum in my spaghetti
>eat it all
>>8282311
Wtf
>>8280413
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>>8282311
are you from sweden?
>>8282330
No amount of whining is ever going to stop me from shitposting while taking an actual shit.
>>8282490
If anything it causes me to do it more, and mimic the things they complain about while on my computer because that's how 4chan do be and I can't fight it forever.