Why do normies always want to drink this when almost anything

I used to work in a tourist bar in Miami. I think it's just an accessible drink they think is fun when in a warm climate/on vacation.

why so critical? :o(

>>8278023
old fashioned is ultimate shit-tier

Because it's delicious and refreshing

Water & Lime is a classic virgin cocktail. I don't know what your deal with it is.

>>8278155
Old fashioned is fucking great so you can go fuck yourself.


Spotted the numale, go drink your appletinis

>>8278214
Says the guy whose drink has a cherry in it.

>>8278216
False. I prefer blue berry and an orange.

What do you drink bub? Only IPA's like some faggot ?

>>8278023
>soda water, lime, mint, cane syrup, rum

I don't see a problem with the mojito. But it is a Florida/summertime elsewhere drink

a good mojito is pretty good! if it's too sweet it's horrible but that's the same with any cocktail

>>8278222
I drink single malt and you wear a fedora.

>>8278227
False. I don't wear hats.

>>8278023
palomas are the best girly drink

>>8278231
the fact that you keep saying "false" tells me you wear two at a time, for ultimate sperging.

>>8278238
I'll continue to enjoy my old fashioned in nice bars. Enjoy your fruity drink faggot.

>>8278240
Literally every bar makes that hipster fag shit. You're not special and that drink sucks almost as much as your life.

>>8278023
The Hunchback is worse, Ketchup, Bourbon, and Cokeacola.

>>8278222
>bub
Based Wolverine

>>8278256
no meme drinks allowed. the hunchback and the old fashioned are the only meme drinks in the universe.

>>8278254
My life is pretty dank. I spend a month a year in Boston, most of my time in New Orleans, and go to university in the other time.

You sound angry, is it because your life is shit? Wanna talk about it?

>>8278265
>projecting

>>8278266
Not projecting. I'm here if you need any help. We can talk about the great meals I enjoy? Maybe we can talk about the highly regarded restaurants in New Orleans, that I frequent.

What fly over are you from?

>>8278023
that's looking much like an hybrid between caipirinha (lime wedge) and mojito (mint).
by the way, shitty ingredients and shitty dosage make mojito one of the most easy-to-rape long drink

>>8278271
go back to robot

>>8278222
Oh. Well, I guess those aren't metaphors for anal sex.

G&Ts, usually.

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>>8278254
>mojito, a cocktail without literally any weirdo ingredients
>hipster fag shit

>>8278288
Do you even read?

>>8278265
>>8278271
I am replying to these posts so that you will drop more sweet biographical info.

Is it true that you live in a house?

>>8278291
Yes. Built late 1800s

>>8278290
no, but:
>old fashioned: a cocktail without literally any weirdo ingredients
>hipster fag shit

>>8278293
>upset at the realization that he is a hipster

>>8278297
>muddling a lump of sugar with few dashes of angostura
>huhuhu what a crazy stuff DUDE!!!

>>8278307
>intentionally going for the outdated, 2deep4u "this is what cark gable drank while on holidays" boring shit
>I'm just a regular guy, brah, chill

>>8278312
drink a John Collins wich is the same drink by around two hundred years
>okay, cool

drink an old fashioned wich is the same drink by around two hundred years
>muh outdated shit

fuck off you delusional shitlord

>>8278318
Maybe if Don Draper drank John Collins your exchange would have gonne differently

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>>8278327
Don Draper is the protagonist of the TV show Mad Men, he's a suave motherfucker in the 60s who wears a fedora and drinks old fashioned. A lot of youngsters try to emulate him, maybe the other guy assumes you're one of them

>cocktails
Absolute hipster shit. Just drink vodka.

>>8278345
this is probably a weird notion for you but people should just drink what they like

>>8278307
>wasting a bartender's time for a gay grandpa drink that tastes like stupid shit
>>8278349
fuck you

this board needs to be cleansed, you autistic fucks are literally crying over mojitos.

>>8278023
>talking about normies
>criticizing them for liking a drink

You're such a sad small man. And autistic. Very autistic.

>>8278444
>bartender's time
>not a waste in any case
nice waste of trips, angry kiddo

>>8278473
this guy pairs vape juices with his hot pockets

>>8278456
i'm enjoying the show. never drank a "true" mojito in my life tho

>>8278216

>putting fruit in an old fashioned

When will this meme die

>>8278023
Because I don't hate myself enough to put shit that tastes like pure alcohol bottles you buy in supermarkets or pharmacies for less money in my mouth. Also because I live in a tropical region I start craving lemony shit everywhere for some reason.

It's like drinking good juice AND getting drunk with it - two birds with one stone.

Give me something else yummy and I'll change my opinion. Calling me hurr durr weak ass pussy muh feels won't change it either. I'm not gonna stop enjoying myself just because it makes your fragile masculinity, superiority complex and traditionalism shatter.

If you wanna drink straight raw alcohol I respect that. Kind of wish I could do that actually because it's usually cheaper. We can both can go have a good time, you drinking your alcohol that I don't care, I drinking my alcohol that you shouldn't also care.

Just kidding, I haven't drank in months. Had a bad trip last time with meds. Never again.

>>8278271
now this is entertaining. annoying before but funny when someone gets this worked up