I am tasked with using a banana in a meat marinade. What

>>8275605
Who's the pug in your picture?

>>8275613
No fucking clue.

mash it an and fry it a bit with onions and whatever else then deglaze with rum

>>8275605
puree/mash it up, add brown sugar and whatever spices you like and use that as a 'wet rub' before you place the meat on a bbq smoker

>>8275605
Banana, nutmeg, brown sugar, culantro

>>8275605
>Banana and Stilton.
>Equal parts.
>Rub it all over a cheap cut of beef.
>Seal in a plastic bag.
>Leave it for three days or more.
>Rinse off the marinade.
>Cook for 3 hours.
>Eat.

>>8275605
Use an overripe banana so that it is really sugary and not starchy. Mix your marinade in the blender with the banana to get it as integrated as possible, and leave out other sweeteners.
You can also use some pineapple, even though its sweet, it will introduce acidity and you can head a "sweet and sour" route.

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>>8275613
http://www.todaysexy.co.kr/board_yiZE14/280652

>>8275605

AIN'T NO HOUELLEBECQ GIRL
I AIN'T NO HOUELLEBECQ GIRL

>>8275613
>>8275827
http://scandalousgaijin.tumblr.com/post/144502120296/enako

>>8275634
Sounds okay, probably won't do this but thanks anyway

>>8275636
No

>>8275672
God no

>>8275787
Good tips, not what i'm looking for though.

>>8275850
Thanks love ya

>>8275605

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/02/banana-ketchup-recipe.html ?

>>8275605
Does it have to be the flesh of the banana? Maybe you could make a simple syrup, put some banana peels in it and let that soak for a few days. When it's done, mix it into your marinade. Alternatively, I would boil the bananas in a bit of water until they got mushy, then force the mush through a fine sieve a few times. The just add that to the marinade and hope for the best. It may also help to build the marinade with ingredients that'll compliment the banana. I'm thinking coconut milk...
What meat are you supposed to be using?

>>8275605
>What the fuck do I do?

Don't put the banana in there and tell them that you did use the banana.

Lie to whoever it is trying to make you put bananas in meat marinade. Lie right to their fat stupid face.