OH NO DON'T WORRY I DIDN'T WANT THE SKIN ON THE ROOF

>>8268301
or to be under 30 BMI, apparently

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>>8268306

>>8268301
BUT IT HURTS SO GOOD

>>8268301
I've literally never hurt the roof of my mouth when I use to eat cold cereal. Try taking reasonable bites instead of stuffing as much as you can in your mouth at once.

>Crush Cap'n Crunch in a bag
>Use it to coat French Toast dipped in vanilla sauce prior to cooking
>??????
>Profit!!!

>>8268301
That never happened to me, and i ate these alot when i was a kid.

>>8268301
You just don't know how to chew properly you daft bastard

>>8268622
This. I never understood this joke. Maybe the recipe used to be worse back in the 20th century? I grew up eating it both with milk and dry out of the bag through 200X, and never had this problem.

>>8268650
Me too.
The only thing i can think of is if they're trying to chew with their tongue pressing against their mouth or something.

>>8268650
>>8268657
You guys are gross. By eating slowly, your cereal is bound to get soggy. Its called captain crunch, not captain squish

>>8268674
>Implying I didn't eat it dry
>Implying I didn't already say this in my post

Seriously, they either changed their recipes or it's just a pre-millenial joke.

>oh look at me ive never cut the roof of my mouth like you retards!

Live a little faggots

Get the reeces puffs and call me in the morning

>>8268674
I didn't say I ate them soft. I'm saying the only logical thing I can think of is if they're eating it improper.

>>8268684
Reeses puffs didn't fuck me up either. Nice try though.

>>8268699

Do you have a metal mouth?

>>8268721
No, I just have good hygiene.

>>8268727

What does chewing technique have to do with hygiene

>>8268738
I make sure my fucking mouth is healthy so it doesn't get torn to shit from eating simple shit like cereal.

I only made a hypothesis on people eating cereal incorrectly because I've never had that shit happen.