Holy fuck. I just had eggs for the first time and why the fuck

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>>8265354
Those "eggs" are overcooked.

>>8265405
They're still eggs none the less, you fucking quotation mark.

Spam+Fried Egg+Hot Sauce sandwiched between buttered bread.

the sandwich for champions

>>8265354
>just had eggs for the first time
then what did ur mom cook u for breakfast when u were a kid nigga? frosted flakes with water instead of milk? lmao u fag try getting a decent mom next time

>>8265405
Why do people like you even cook anything under a flame? Just eat it raw and stop complaining if people dont want to get sick eating raw food.

>>8265405
no...

>>8265405
>yellow and fluffy
>overcooked
Just fucking crack the egg open into your mouth than you faggot. We get it, you don't have to cook eggs to make them safe to eat, doesn't mean actually cooking them is ruining them.

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>>8265441
Nah nigga.
Spam, fried egg, mayo with Sriracha, and sliced spring onion between a bun of your choice.

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>>8265354

Eggs are awesome. Here's my dinner.

>>8267502
Looks excellent. That's about the exact level of doneness I like my eggs too.

>>8265354
>this pic
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>>8267568
oh god shut the fuck up. those eggs are fucking perfectly scrambled. not everything has to be undercooked just because it can be eaten so

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>>8265354
>fortced memes are sooooo 2009