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how does she do it? i know weve talked about her before bu

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how does she do it?


i know weve talked about her before but i i just...just
https://youtu.be/I6HmlvQx64A
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>>8263966
that's only about 18,000 calories. 90 burgers w/ nothing on them.
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>>8263987
implying the little pug doesn't puke them straight out afterwards.
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>>8263991
she doesn't, you just don't have the bowels of said pug, don't hate.
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>>8263966
well from what her followers say she's got a medical condition involving her stomach so it expands, and she digests food different? sounds fucking horrifying imo but fuck if i'm not jealous
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>>8263987
But what about volume. How much do they shrink when she chews them?
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>>8263966
The was on a variety show where they xray'd her. Her stomach is very flexible and can expand massively. And then a bad metabolism so she doesn't get fat.
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>>8263966
>former fat fuck
>still get fat fuck appetite
>tfw new smaller body always gets bloated way too fast when eating fat fuck meals and gives me pain

>>8264016
>>8264025
Sounds like living the dream.
I would lying if I said I wasn't a little envious of her.
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>>8264038
i wouldn't envy anyone who has to shit out 18000 calories of mostly undigested burgers
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her stomach can expand to fill almost her entire abdomen.

they ran MRI on her after she ate and she is literally full of food

its remarkable that this doesnt compress/impair other organ functions and arteries. she doesnt seem to have any difficulty breathing.

its even more remarkable that her intestines can process these enormous amounts of food from one sitting.
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>>8263966
she doesn't.

vomit and jumpcuts in the videos.
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>>8264081
holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFD1c2H9Ek
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>>8264145
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competitive speed eaters acquire the same ability:
http://www.ajronline.org/doi/full/10.2214/AJR.07.2342

>The speed eater then began consuming hot dogs two at a time to facilitate rapid ingestion. It was truly remarkable how quickly he downed each pair of hot dogs without any noticeable letup during the test. As he ate the hot dogs, intermittent fluoroscopy revealed progressive accumulation of an ever-increasing volume of hot dog pieces outlined by residual barium in the stomach (Fig. 2B). There was little if any gastric peristalsis with increasing gastric distention. Fluoroscopy also revealed intermittent accumulation of hot dog pieces in the distal esophagus, as their progress into the stomach was impeded by food in the fundus (Fig. 2B). At 6 minutes, the stomach had become a dilated, flaccid sac in the upper abdomen (Fig. 2C). At 10 minutes, the speed eater had eaten a total of 36 hot dogs. His stomach now appeared as a massively distended, food-filled sac occupying most of the upper abdomen (Fig. 2D), with little or no gastric peristalsis and emptying of a small amount of barium into the duodenum.

>Despite the speed eater's insistence that he felt no sensation of satiety, fullness, bloating, or abdominal discomfort, we became concerned that further dilation of his already enormous stomach could be associated with a small theoretic risk of gastric perforation. Therefore, a decision was made to terminate the speed-eating test over the objections of our participant. When the speed eater lifted his shirt afterward, his previously flat abdomen protruded enough to create the distinct impression of a developing intrauterine pregnancy.
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Competitive eating is one of the most degenerate sports.
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Calories in, calories out.
If she truly ate all that she'd look bloated and be a fat fuck.

The real answer is she purges or has a spit bucket and that explains the cuts.
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>>8264217
Calories in and calories out accounts for the maximal efficiency of digestion, but not inefficiency.

Meaning, you can't make energy out of nothing but you can fail to utilize it before excretion.

Still possible she purges, of course, but yeah.
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>>8263966
You can stretch your stomach quite a lot with some training.

Also the bread of those burgers is mostly just air, you can see her soaking the breads with liquids to compress them. They do the same thing at hot dog eating competitions.
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bulimic. She'll be dead soon.
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>>8264217
>If she truly ate all that she'd look bloated and be a fat fuck.
Only if she ate that much every day. You can eat like a swine one day of the week and just eat less on the other days of the week, you won't get fat. The calorie in/out calculation thing is supposed to be applied over longer periods of time.

Also if you eat more than your body can process at a given time, then your body will just shit it out in the form of diarrhea or vomiting.
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>>8263966
ITT: Yellow Fever
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>>8264238
The terrifying thing is that she actually does release a video every day.

I think she's just launching daily turd Titanics down the porcelain strait.
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>>8264227
>you can see her soaking the breads with liquids to compress them
>soaking...with liquids to compress them
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>>8264227
I want to go to school where you went.
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>>8264016
>said she has a medical condition
>doesn't give the name of said condition
>no scientific basis
It's called bullshit. she pukes it out.
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>kinoshitta
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I bet taking a shit feels so fucking good if youre a competitive eater.
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>>8264025
Wouldn't that be a good metabolism?
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>>8264217

just because food and nutrients enter the body doesnt necessarily mean that the body absorbs them.

my cousin had a heart defect (something about his heart valve having a hole or something). i don't remember the particulars of this condition because he got a mechanical valve installed years ago, but the effect of the medical condition was that his body could only asorb something like 40% of the nutrients he took in. he was skinny as fuck as well and couldnt gai n wright or muscle. after the heart surgery he actually took in a lot of weight because he was so used to eating 2500+ calorie everday.
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A bit off topic but has any of you ate large amounts of food with a psyllium husk drink?

Your shits will come out in a jello-like texture
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>>8264025
>And then a bad metabolism so she doesn't get fat.
That's not how it works.
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>>8264203
People were at times forced to earn their living through these competitions during the great depression, while starving families watched on from across the street. The perversity is amazing, although in today's context it feels more appropriate to point out the amount of food that gets junked daily after passing sell by dates unpurchased - it isn't a societal affront anymore, but more a case of personal self-debasement.
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>>8264691

Why would a starving person pay to watch someone eat food at a competition when instead they could buy food with that money?
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>>8264448
Literally go to your kitchen right now and soak a piece of bread and squeeze into a ball. Do I really have to explain how bread works?
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>>8264729
have you ever tried doing that without water you fucking moron? water is used to help the bread slide down the throat instead of making it sticky by drawing out the moisture in your mouth and esophagous. It has fucking nothing to do with volumne, adding water only increases the volumne and mass.
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>>8263966

whats the link for her scat porn
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>>8264745
what do you want her to be dipping her bread in?
soda?
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>>8263966
>how does she do it?

Not physically possible. There's not enough room inside her guts for all that food. She'd barf.
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why does she keep on changing her clothes?
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>>8263966
She's taking a bunch of still photos and playing them quickly to look like its moving in fast forward
In reality she hands off a burgers to someone who breaks off a piece and hand them back to her for a pic
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>>8264856
How long would that even take to film...
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>>8263966
>Sits there the whole time and doesn't show off her stomach
>expects anyone to be impressed
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>>8264145
That's fucking disgusting. I'll never be able to watch her videos without thinking about that shit.
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>>8263991
How? Her videos go on for 2 hours. Surely the stuff she started eating can't be barfed up by the end of 2 hours
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>>8264145
>camera focusing on stomach
>they do side by side comparison of before and after meal
>"There's no difference!"
>Her torso is obviously inflated

Are Japanese people blind?
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>>8264081
I don't know, by the end of her videos her voice sounds a bit wheezy/choked
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>>8264934
>by the end of her videos her voice sounds a bit wheezy/choked
>thisismyfetish.jpg
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>>8264930
have you seen their slit eyes?
but anyway, common tactic. just hearing "no change" sticks with you and makes you consider that you could be wrong
i mean, it works on enough people that that is why they do it, but you could easily just transparent one image and lay it over the other to see
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>>8265194
she live streams herself eating 5 days a week. and she never gets up during the entire meal. she always eats a bunch, that why shes so popular
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>>8265237
Remember that cajun chef, I forgot his name, but he was so fat he cooked from a wheelchair on PBS. Possibly Prudhomme, but I could be mistaken.

It was both sad and hilarious.
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1. take bite on camera
2. chew a few times on camera
3. cut video to spit out food
4. repeat
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>>8263966
Does her orbiter with the South Park avatar still sub all of her videos for free? He always had some obnoxious post in her comments sections of every single video.

>>8264653
No but now I'd like to.
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>>8264613
Nope, biologicaly your metabolism is better the more nutrients it takes from the food.
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>>8263987
18000 calories is like 12-14 times her tdee
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>>8264038
>I would lying if I said I wasn't a little envious of her.
Being jelly of a tiny person that needs to pay like a hundred bucks in fastfood to not starve?
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>>8266080
Yes and his obnoxious memeing is worse than ever. I understand enough spoken Japanese that I just turn them off but anytime I'm too busy (I watch her videos while I get ready for work) to bother I want to slap the shit out of his bitch ass
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>>8266779
That's not what metabolism is.
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>>8264930
I'm pretty sure it's an off translation.
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She has a weeaboos mouth on her asshole so she just shits as she eats into his mouth.
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>>8263966
She reminds me of that cartoon chick from Samurai Champloo
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>>8263966
she must have cut the video somewhere
she has to be bulimic or something
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>>8263966
It's literally not possible to eat that many hamburgers in one city. The volume of the burgers can't fit in your stomach.
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how does she do what? fool gullible people on the internet? easy: video editing.
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>>8267363
I don't know about that... I've eaten a lot of burgers in my hometown.
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>>8267545
doesn't she do a lot of live streams as well though?
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>>8267554
omg whwere? FUCKING WHERE WHEN TEL ME NOW NAOW
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Id like to see her eating in just a bra and panties, so i can watch her stomach swell up.
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>>8263966
subtle jumpcuts and no windows with sun shining through that would give away the time lapse
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>>8266809
Yes it is. You just have a strange connotation with it.

Bad metabolisms only equals getting fat when you don't know a thing about biology. Do you honestly think it's a good thing for an organism to shit out most of the calories it consumes? That would kill most creatures and they would not survive to reproduce.

Tldr u r stoopid.
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>>8267993
I assumed metabolism to be like a furnace. its not the fact your body "misses" the calories, they are just processed rapidly and converted to energy as opposed to stored as fat
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>>8267997
No, it "misses" loads of shit. Like when you eat corn and only an hour later you're shitting out whole kernels. An inefficient, aka bad, metabolism would pass a lot of food without digesting it. Makes sense, right?
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>>8267946
somebody actually gets it, I almost lost faith in you cu/ck/s
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>>8268004
what do you believe it to mean that as you age your metabolism "slows down"?
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Isn't the food stone cold by the time she's halfway through ? That must taste disgusting.
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>>8268009
That's a colloquialism. People are less active as they get older and they lose muscle mass. They don't require as many calories so they end up gaining weight.

Does it make sense now?
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>>8267993
You retard, I said nothing about what makes a metabolism "good" or "bad". I just said your definition is fucking wrong. Try reading next time.

Metabolism has nothing to do with absorption of macronutrients, but rather how quickly calories are burned. A thrifty metabolism (i.e. burning fewer calories for the same activity) has historically been evolutionarily advantageous when food supplies were less reliable, because it allows you to better survive famines and such. Nowadays when you can eat twice as many calories as you burn in a day without trying too hard it's not so adaptive.

So whether a certain kind of metabolism is "good" or "bad", like any evolutionary adaptation, depends on your environment. This is bio 101.
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>>8264016
yea she basically just shits it all back out again without really absorbing any calories. there are heaps of celebs like this in Japan. It's why their TV programming is nearly always cute animals, travelling to places and eating food.
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>>8268084
Hahaha what the hell jerkdick mcgee, read the conversation and try to find where you implied any of that previously.

If you want to lecture and feel high and mighty after setting an "idiot trap" (no really read the post I replied to and see how little information is there) then congrats, you just masturbated on 4chan.

A "bad" metabolism IS relative. WOW "bad" is relative? What a concept!

Oh man I'm giggling.
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>>8268140
I assumed that, after telling you that your definition of metabolism was wrong, you might actually look it up. That was clearly not the case so I had to tell you myself. Glad you found it funny, if not informative.
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