>take thin strips of steak [frozen precooked or other] and

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>take thin strips of steak [frozen precooked or other] and throw them in a skillet, on medium high heat. lo>1>...>9>hi i had on 7
>continue until cooked/thawed and warmed or whatever depending on your meat and stovetop.
>using your rubber spatula, shove all your steak to one side of the cookware
>crack an egg and plop it on the other side after quickly spraying it with your olive oil spray can
>mix around everything with your rubber spatula, pushing the yolk away from the eggwhite, and then mixing again when begins to settle/cook
>once the egg is about half cooked, shove all contents to the side again, and grab a handful of cheese [your choice, i used fiesta mix] and throw on empty side, after once again spraying with olive oil spray.
>when cheese begins melting [5-10 seconds-] mix the fuck out of it, every 10 seconds about, so the eggy cheesy mixture forms onto the steak bits and carmelizes to stick to it.
>eat directly immediately or season with hotsauce/bbq to taste, and then kill yourself.

i hope you enjoy, i had to cross an infinite number of world lines to bring you such a simple recipe.
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