I bake everything in aluminum foil, but I'm worried I'm

Eat roll on deodorant.

Huffing paint does the trick

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>>8259563
>tfw

>>8259506
Antiperspirant deodorant has a good bit of aluminium in it. Either huff or apply to your skin constantly, will soak in through the pores. I assume you are doing this to block the government satellites from reading your thoughts? I haven't had my thoughts read since starting my own high aluminium diet.

>>8259506
looking to unlock that Alzheimer's achievement as early as possible huh?

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>>8259578
So he can forget the pain... in the oven

>>8259506
Well for one, you can start spelling it right ameritard. It's aluminium.

>>8259879
this

>>8259506
HAVE YOU TRIED CHEWING ON SOME.

>>8259578
Jesus forgot about that ,buying a steel pan....

>>8259578
Zero causation...

>>8259506
Canned beer.

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>>8259565
WITNESSED

>>8259879
>>8260082
no it's not you lying brits.
look it up on the periodic table.
making up words and shit....

>>8261182
We no longer live in the 1960s, cans are the superior beer packaging.

>>8262818
>implying I'm a britbong
The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) adopted aluminium as the standard international name for the element in 1990 but, three years later, recognized aluminum as an acceptable variant.