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So I just bought a bottle of this shit (omg stupid dumb fat gay americans eating ranch dressing)
I opened it up and used some but it doesn't taste at all like ranch dressing like it says on the bottle. It tastes exactly like blue cheese. What the fuck is this? Why the fuck does this ranch taste like blue cheese? Is it expired? I literally just bought it about 6 hours ago. Did they somehow fucking put blue cheese into a ranch bottle and I bought it? Someone explain this.
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>>8259017
Does it say Blue Cheese on the label?
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>>8259023
No, I actually just went and checked. It says ranch on the label. The bottle looks exactly like the one in the picture I posted. In all realities this should be a normal bottle of ranch, but not this one apparently. In some other parallel universe I am currently eating a salad with some actual ranch dressing on it instead of this ranch blue cheese.
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>>8259030
Well, ya got me. I have no idea what happened. Chalk it up to a mishap.
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>>8259017
Similar thing happened to me with a lemon meringue pie I bought. I swear it said "lemon meringue pie" on the label. I cut the fucker open, and it's a fucking key lime pie. This happened a week and a half ago. I think they're just trolling us.
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>>8259017
wait, ranch doesn't normally taste like blue cheese? I thought that was its default flavor?
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>>8259159
Why would ranch taste like blue cheese? Does a grape taste like a blueberry to you?
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>>8259017
This reminds me.
I went to buy a cherry limeade and it turned out to be a strawberry lemonade!
I sure hope somebody was fired for this blunder.
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>>8259017
RANCH AND BLUE CHEESE TASTE NOTHING ALIKE. I WOULD SUGGEST YOU REFUND THAT RANCH AS IT SOUNDS LIKE A DEFECTIVE PRODUCT.
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Suggestions on ranch dressing that isn't this disgusting mess? It's too sugary, and I've had ranch dressing in restaurants and other places that tasted so much better.
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>>8259017
Hidden Valley is shit across the board.
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>>8260796
Restaurants use hidden valley seasoning mixed with some other shit look it up
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Should have went for the Ken's buttermilk ranch instead
Hidden Valley is awful
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maybe your senses are fucked
i had a rotton coconut a short while ago that smelld like windex and now my wires are crossed and coconut and windex smell the exact same to me
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I dont like hidden valley ranch very muchm i much prefer generic brand.
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>>8263939
Same, hidden valley tastes too strong or something for me, I like wishbone
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