itt: search "raw vegan" versions of foods not usually

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I searched for keto stuff

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>3 Cups Carrot Pulp (stuffed into measuring cups)
>1 Bell Pepper
>1 1/2 – 2 Cups Almonds (ground)
>2 1/2 tsp sea salt
>3 tsp Thyme
>2 1/2 tsp Cumin
>1-2 tbsp Lemon Juice
>1 tsp Black Pepper
>1 1/2 tsp Nutritional Yeast
>3 Cups Water
>1 Cup Ground Flax

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>3 cups raw sunflower seeds
>1½ cups raisins, divided
>4 medium apples, peeled, cored and thinly sliced
>1 Tbsp. cinnamon
>1 Tbsp. apple cider vinegar

If vegans are so against meat and dairy why are they so obessed with copying meat and dairy dishes? Come up wih your own shit.

>>8259026
what is the fucking point of putting "Chick-n" in the name?

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>>8259034
>cut apples
>put shit on it
>"pie"

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There's a raw vegan restaurant just 2 blocks down the street from my house, and after hearing people rave about it for nearly a year, even though I'm an omnivore, I decided to try it for shits and giggles. I ordered their "Living Nachos", and actually they weren't bad. Very tasty, in fact. The "chips" were weird, but they tasted good. I might order those again sometime if I'm feeling like I need to be particularly healthy, but a lot of their other food looked fucking awful, like pic related.

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Philly cheesesteak

what's the point of food being raw

>>8259655
More nutrients or something. Some raw vegan dishes are alright. I like this cucumber noodle "padthai" a place far from me does

>>8259591
It would have kinda made sense if they were doing a falafel type deal with chickpeas...honestly, I assumed there was a chickpea base until I looked carefully. You fucking got me, anon.

raw vegan is just the result of extremism when it comes to eating. It's similar to someone eating an epic meal time meal or loading up a burger with 4 meat patties and 4 slices of cheese, where it's obvious that you can't fit it into your mouth.

Hell, the vegan diet itself is extreme as well considering you can only shop the fruit and vegetable section of the supermarket, then the rest of it is closed off to you, besides the bakery but even then it's only bread. Being a vegan for the animals sake, okay, I can understand that. Being vegan for your health..... lol nice meme.

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>>8259655
>>8259655

>More nutrients or something
BUT THATS FUCKING WRONG ON EVERY LEVEL. I'M TRIGGERED AS FUCK. COOKING FOOD MAKES IT EASIER FOR OUR BODIES TO DIGEST AND ABSORB THE NUTRIENTS, IT'S THE WHOLE REASON WE WERE ABLE TO EVOLVE LARGER BRAINS. EVEN FUCKING MONKEYS HAVE RUDIMENTARY COOKING SKILLS AND WILL SOMETIMES 'COOK' FOOD

THAT'S NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8259708
Assuming you meant to respond to me, cooking, especially of vegetables draws out the nutrients into the water.

>>8259726
>cooking vegetables in water

Stop that.

As a vegan myself I am disgusted by this shit. That's fucking ridiculous

>>8259708
Actually being able to make fire evolved our brains way more than cooking itself.
Kekd

>>8259708

depends entirely on the nutrient in question, you raging sperg

some are even more complex in that heat both destroys them and makes them easier to absorb

>>8259839
I'm a meat murderer and I find it entertaining at times. They experiment in weird ways and it leads to creative recipes. A lot of them are good too, like the raw lasagnas, breads and desserts.

>>8258923
For me, it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>>8259655
So we can break our teeth faster an pay the dentists more money.

Raw veganism is a scheme by big dental.

>>8259874
Stop eating rocks, anon

>>8259878
I was born with extremely brittle teeth and almost no enamel, I'm just jealous of normal people eating what they want.

>>8259708
not really. depends on the food. Most food actually does loose absorable calories. mankind grew because it DECONTAMINATED food. You use an extreme amount of energy overcoming illness. Additionally, one of the things that does go really well with being cooked is tubers and other root vegetables, which were probably pretty damn important for early humans

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http://marikosakata.com/raw-vegan-zughetti-alla-carbonara/

not even mad

>>8259026
Is yeast vegan?

>>8259935
They are a fungus, so yes.

it's like a food gore thread

>>8259902
Sorry to hear that. At least you can eat the creamy desserts. Have you ever eaten cashew 'cheese' cake?

>>8259938
vegans are speciesist bullies.

>>8259946
>Have you ever eaten cashew 'cheese' cake?

No but now I'm interested after looking it up, I'll make it sometime in the future, thanks for the recommendation.

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>>8258923
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>>8259026
>>8259034
>>8259633
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>>8259900
>>8259913


Hahahahaa 100% of vegan recipes posted are retarded attemots at creating something that isn't vegan.

If you want to be a shit licker hipster nu male vegan then just eat your fucking bucket of leaves and shut up about how amazing it is to be vegan, if it weren't you wouldn't be trying to recreate all the foods you ate when you were a kid and hadn't developed retardation yet.

>>8260023
I've always found it odd how vegans try to claim their food is JUST AS DELICIOUS as the rest. Isn't the point of veganism that you're making a sacrifice for ethical reasons? It's not like anyone becomes vegan because they prefer vegan food. Everyone knows it's disgusting most of the time.

>>8260037

There probably used tobe a point, my mother was a vegetarian for health reasons but still sometimes ate boiled chicken. After social media and people trying to reassure their existence by following stupid trends online it became just that - a shit group of self entitled faggots who want to belong somewhere.

It's just flavor of the month, first it was smoking, then fat,then sugar, then animals, then gluten, then salt, and now milk and eggs.

>>8260037
>Isn't the point of veganism that you're making a sacrifice for ethical reasons?
Used to be, but I think lately it's become vogue to be vegan for health reasons, in the same way that everyone's eating gluten-free now even if they don't actually have a gluten allergy.

>>8259708
Some foods bioavailability is affected by the cooking process.

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I eat mostly vegan, as I had my gallbladder removed and meat and dairy makes me shit like a gerbil. I've never once eaten one of these faux-foods. Their cashew wizardry is unnecessary. What's wrong with red beans and rice. Or a bowl of god damned oatmeal.

>>8260135
You can't post a picture of that food on your Instagram

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>>8260135
it's not RAW so clearly CHEMICALS and TOXINS

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fucking terrible

>>8260233
That's not raw.
These vegans don't know what the fuck they're doing.

>>8260220
Recipe on stachio turtles?

IN ALL HONESTY I SEE NO REASON WHY VEGANISM CANT BE CONSIDERED A MENTAL ILLNESS

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>I like applesauce but I don’t like to boil all of the nutrients out of the apples to make it. This raw version tastes just like the cooked stuff, only better!

>Blend two apples and one banana together in a blender. You will need to add a little bit of water to make it creamy. Start with a tablespoon and keep adding water one tablespoon at a time until you get the texture you want. I like to add a about 2 teaspoons of ground cinnamon to flavor.

>>8260239
It is 'raw'. They put up some random rule that you could heat the food to a certain point (but not above it) and not 'kill it'. All the enzymes, fairies, unicorns and little people are still fine at that point.

>>8260256
...you made a smoothie. Well done.

>>8260248
http://rawmazing.com/recipe/pistachio-dried-cherry-macaroons/

>>8260239
>These vegans don't know what the fuck they're doing.

You just summed up all of veganism.

>>8260258
What! That doesn't make any sense.

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>½ cup lemon juice
>1 tsp salt
>1 ½ tsp cumin
>1 cup raw tahini (the Artisana brand is nice; substitute regular tahini if you need to)
>4 tbsp olive oil
>½ cup raw sesame seeds

>>8260264
Thank you :)

>>8260274
...Why wouldn't they just make regular hummus?

What the fuck is raw tahini?

>>8260271
They're vegans refusing to eat cooked food. Are you expecting logic? But seriously, the argument is that heating kills nutrients and 'enzymes', but only above a certaint point.

>>8260303
Because chickpeas are cooked :(

>>8260301
It probably tastes great but that looks like those turds you get after eating loads of greens.

>>8260306
How can you call it hummus if there's no chickpeas? It's like calling fermented nutbutters 'cheese'. Oh wait they already do that :/

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>raw yam burgers & daikon fries with ketchup

>>8260298
enjoy your dehydrated pistachios

>>8259633
>I'm an omnivore
you mean you're not vegan
fucking pretentious hipster labels are the death of our society

>>8260321
This might actually be fine.

>>8260328
This actually looks alright, it's just dates mixed with chocolate and maple syrup.
But it seems like the kind of thing where you'd have a piece, think to yourself "that's actually alright", but by the third bite you're like "okay, enough of that".

>>8260345
>falafel
>NO FUCKING CHICKPEAS
Okay, I'm [triggered].

>>8260324
No, I mean I'm an omnivore. That's not a "pretentious hipster label" it's a fucking scientific name for how most humans eat.
Saying "I'm not vegan" is vague and could be interpreted as any other shitty lifestyle. Saying I'm an omnivore means I eat pretty much anything.

>>8260345
how the fuck does tamari or tahini count as raw? Tahini is made of fucking toasted sesame

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gave me a little chuckle to see this

>>8260478
As long as you don't cook it yourself, it's raw

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jesus christ...

>>8260494
that sounds like it could be good but the picture is absolutely terrible

>>8260489
oh ive been a raw all my life then.

ill buy a shirt right now and will update my status.

>>8259726
>into the water.
why do you waste the water then? Also "nutrient" aren't real, you can talk minerals, vitamins, fiber, protein or sugar if you want, but "nutrient" is babytalk from retards that don't want to admit they don't really know what they are talking about.

>>8260304
But that's fucking mental. Isn't that against all food heating protocol? And dangerous from a food safety aspect?

Do raw vegans get ill all the time from their faggy diet?

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>>8260472
Nigger pls

Why do vegans smell bad?

>>8260717
They don't wash because animals have feelings.

>>8260697
>has no intelligent reply so invokes the "nigger"

>>8260717
So the blind can hate them too

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>>8259900
That looks pretty good

>>8260502
>Raw-Coconut-Calamari2.jpg
>that sounds like it could be good

Seriously? You hear the phrase "raw coconut calamari" and that sounds good to you?

It's words stringed together in a way that makes no sense. Does "watery nettle pufferfish" sound good as well? Or "crunchy water chestnut bisque"?

>>8259902
Have you considered prosthetics

>>8259633
Was it expensive?

>>8260321
Sounds pretty good to be honest.

>>8260233
>Pink Himalayan salt

>>8260023
>>8258923
Can anyone explain to me - what the fuck is this shit? I used to be a vegetarian, but I wasn't RETARDED.
Like, you CAN actually get good meat substitutes if you're concentrating on making them taste good as their own thing, rather than emulating stuff.
But... what is this shit? Why all this 'raw vegan' shit seems braindead. Why is all this stuff frankensteinian mixes of random vegetables? Jesus, want equivalent of chicken nuggets - then use a fitting meat substitute and you could create a variation on it, and not do... whatever the fuck is THIS shit.
It looks like trying to recreate meals using stuff from dumpster diving.

And how the fuck is any of this shit healthier?

>>8260256
What? I thought boiled stuff can lose nutrients if you DRAIN THE WATER you boiled them in? It definitely doesn't apply to stuff like soups, preserves and applesauce?

>>8261422
who uses the water they boiled the apples in or for that matter any water, when making apple sauce?

>>8261088
Not really, it was about the same prices as most casual restaurants in my area.

>>8259633
what was the consequence for your bowels like?

>>8261408
Raw veganism. It's exactly what it sounds like- you're a vegan, except you also can't cook things, or at least can't cook them past a certain point. Ostensibly, it's because many cooking methods leach nutrients out of vegetables or denature them, so only eating raw veggies maximizes their nutritional value. In reality it's the natural endpoint of all the "the more things I can brag about not eating and the more people I can inconvenience with my dietary habits the cooler and more important I feel" shit that's become so prevalent.

>>8260258
>>8260304
holy shit, you're even more retarded than raw vegans, thats fucking medal worthy.
enzymes are proteins, lots of proteins start denaturing at ~41 degrees celsius, that's the point.
try taking a 10th grade bio class.

>>8261460
Same as usual. I eat a lot of vegetables anyway, like I usually have a salad every night with dinner, whether I'm eating steak or fish or pasta, etc. So, my bowels were fine, same as always.

>>8259633

>omnivore

Meaning that you consume everything, even things you /dontlike/ just like me?

> hate meat

> lets make all non meat food try to taste like meat

>>8261500
Sure, I eat things I don't really like. I'm not a man-child. As long as it's not poisonous, contains poop or someone's "bodily fluids", or has fucking shit that will break my teeth in it, I'll try it. If I don't care for something, I probably won't order it a third time (but I always try things twice from different places before deciding), but when I'm eating at someone's home, I'd never be so rude as to not eat what they're serving. And at home, I'm always experimenting with new foods and new recipes. Eating is one of the few pleasures in life (besides sex) that allows you to use all your senses. Why deny yourself that exploration?

>>8259900
So deviled eggs without eggs or mayo
Radical

>>8260328
I'm confused, how is the syrup raw, how is the cacao not processed, this is just fudge

>>8261484
Yes, because everyone knows when you stop eating meat your stomach starts producing 7pH digestive juices that break food down without affecting the proteins at all. After that, all it takes is a brief 10 week intensive all-liquid diet to purge your body of evil Monsanto toxins like dihydromonoxide and sodium chloride to make your body hospitable to the magic nutrition elves (protip: elf eggs are best introduced via suppository) who can take those proteins and make use of them in their unaltered form instead of forcing your body to make its own proteins from the amino acids like a fucking pleb.

Next time, make sure you've got your science straight before acting like an arrogant dick

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>>8259900
>Eggless eggs
Stop

>>8260814
This actually looks like a decent salad tbhfam, would eat.

>>8261597
what?
seems like reading comprehension 101 is also in order.
i never argued for raw veganism, it's retarded pseudoscience, i was responding to
>random rule that you could heat the food to a certain point (but not above it) and not 'kill it'
>heating kills nutrients and 'enzymes'

of fucking course proteins get denatured during digestion too, but the heating rule isnt random and the scare quotes around enzymes don't really make you look like you know what you are talking about either.

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>>8261295
just a pinch tho

>>8260233
these sound pretty good you pleb

>>8261672
First of all, not that either of those guys. Second of all, I never thought you were arguing in favor of raw veganism. My point was that temperature is totally irrelevant when stomach acid is going to denature the proteins anyway

Since going vegan, my acne has completely gone as well as my IBS

Explain this meatfags

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>>8262232
I don't have to. It's called an anecdote

>>8262232
Both were caused by stress. Believing that a vegan diet is better for you reduced your stress, causing your symptoms to go away.

Placebo effect.

>>8262232
same. haven't had stomach problems in 6 years. Had them weekly before. Enough of a reason on its own to never turn back.

>>8259900
Wait, what the fuck is the deal with all the citation marks?
Like, they're not actually eggs, okay cool, but they're not actually eggless either?

>>8262530
I love how you noticed that

A lot of the people in this thread are ridiculous and holier-than-thou ones are annoying as hell, but /ck/ always seems overly harsh to vegetarians/vegans in general. They're right that it's much, much better for the environment, it can be extremely healthy if you do it properly, and I think their moral objections do have some legitimacy. I eat meat and obviously have no issue with people who do, but a lot of things would probably be better if it was more prevalent.

>>8262543
I fully hope and assume that website sneaks non-vegan ingredients into all their recipes as a fuck you to people who don't understand basic punctuation.

why go rawfag when you wan just eat a salad 2-3 time a week to get the same benefits? The whole nutriment excuse doesn't work.

>>8262567
LOL salads are soooooo 2000s, get with the times gramps

>>8262550
I'm vegetarian and I think raw vegan is retarded. Moral objections and environmental shit has nothing to do with refusing to cook your food.

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>mfw these measl look terrible
>trying to spruce it up to look appetising
>people literally eat side dishes for a lviing

>>8260037
My sister became a vegetarian when she was like 7 because she deciding killing animals for food was wrong. I'm three years younger, and imitated her and turned into one too. I didn't start eating meat again until I was like 12, and after a couple years of not having any meat, meat can seem pretty disgusting.

>>8261564
You're dumber than the raw food followers if you expect them to understand where their food comes from.

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y'all are missing out on the motherload

>>8262661
oops, forgot link - thefitveganginger's "raw vegan oatmeal"

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"raw vegan Cinnamon Toast Crunch"

>>8262664
Finally a good replacement. It's about time we stopped slaughtering all the oatcats just to have breakfast foods.

>>8262664
>raw vegan oatmeal

So...oatmeal, made with water? Sounds complicated.

>>8262696
It's probably made of avocado somehow

>>8262696
i used to eat quaker instand cinnamon raisin oatmeal with just cold tap water every single day

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>raw vegan "burgers"
>raw vegan "deviled eggs"
>raw vegan "pepperoni"

Why do vegans submit to veganism yet try their hardest to replicate meats and meat dishes? There's plenty of stuff for vegans to eat that aren't clones of meat dishes. Stop pressing fucking walnuts into a tortilla.

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>>8263347
I've never heard of somebody going vegetarian or vegan because they hate the taste of meat. It sounds like people just want something that tastes like meat without the consequences, real or imagined, that come along with it. I don't understand why people have such a problem understanding this every time a thread like this comes up.

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dis nigga makes macadamia nut cheese ive never seen a pizza so elaborate

Raw Vegan Pizza Recipe, the Best Ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Z4VPsSvww

>>8261530
I like the way you think anon

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>>8263379
>that intro
>first few pictures of the """"Pizza""""
>close vid
I tried to search for my favorite foods, but luckily, raw vegan Kässpatzle does yield no results.
Creme brulee however does…

>I thought a Crème Brûlée isn’t really a Crème Brûlée without a caramelised, crunchy topping, so I got out my little blow torch and gave it a whirl, and the result was a surprisingly realistic Crème Brûlée sugar coating. Admittedly, coconut sugar has a tendency to set alight a little more often refined sugar (hence the little black spots on top of my pots!), but if it starts to flame, just blow it out and continue torching. If you want to be virtuous, you can just leave the coconut sugar raw to make this dessert fully raw, but how could you possibly resist that treacly, slightly burnt, crunchy sugar?!

Yeah, so much for that raw. also, that fucking blog had some script running that prevents you from copying text. Never seen that before…

>>8262664
holy fuck I forgot about this chick
not only does she come up with awful recipes, but she's got a little extra bit of crazy in her than you would normally assume from a vegan health nut

>>8258927
That looks like rolled up astroturf with compost on top.

>>8260135
Why does this picture make me laugh so much? Probably my mild autism, but god damn

>>8260814
>when your vegan friend makes """""dessert""""""

i know you fags love to shitpost because youre insecure about your meat eating
but some vegan shit is really good, especially if you get things like tacos with beans and rice, so fucking good sometimes

>>8260345
This looks like someone ripped a handful of weeds from the garden wrapped it in baking paper, threw it on the pavement as hard as they could then jizzed all over it.

>>8263782
Why can't they just use normal sugar?
How is sugar not vegan?

>>8264018
I know vegan stuff CAN be good. There's a vegan bakery in my town that makes better cookies than I've had at some normal bakeries.

But there's also a mountain of terrible recipes due to there being so many vegans who know very little about cooking, yet are still determined to make a vegan version of some popular dish that is "just as good as the real thing guys, honest!"

It's just good fun to laugh at their failures.

Also for what it's worth, this thread is about "raw vegan" recipes, which boast an even higher mountain of shit than normal vegan recipes.

>>8264364
This.
I'm not vegan (hell, I'm not even close to being vegetarian, I eat everything), but there's a vegan bakery in my neighborhood that makes fucking awesome baked goods and desserts. They make this "Cowboy Cookie" and lemon bars that I could easily eat every day if I were so inclined. I don't object to vegan food, vegetarian food, or any food as long as it's made well. I DO object to preachy, intolerant vegans and vegetarians, though.