>make simple omelet
>offer a bit to cats
>both recoil a bit
>one attempts to bury it
Am I going to die if I eat my eggs? These cats never reject anything
>>8258205
JUST STOP BEING A PUSSY AND EAT IT YOU DONKEY
Are they paying rent or offering remuneration? Then WTF do you care?
>>8258205
Cats are retardedly picky about table scraps. Just eat it you'll be fine
>>8258205
What went into the production of this omlet?
>>8258205
>These cats never reject anything
I find that hard to believe
>has cats
youre a numale OP. your fucking cats know that fact and hate you for it. they think you are a literal cuck.
>>8259423
>youre a numale OP
I'm a girl. Want a picture of my feet to prove it?
>>8259423
This. Cat owners are low-test cucks.
>>8259429
Y-yes
>>8259429
>feet
You could be a sissy for all I know. Cleavage or gtfo.
>>8259429
I'm not that guy, but I'm gonna say that's a resounding yes. Show us your feet.
>>8259429
grease them up first, I like my feet non stick
^_^
>>8259447
tits or gtfo
>>8259429
>I'm a girl. Want a picture of my feet to prove it?
no. go away.
>>8259447
cute
Tits or gtfo. But since this I a blue board and it is technically relevant to the discussion, I'll settle for cleavage. Time stamp required.
>Female with a more than one cat