I don't eat vegetables or fruits. At all. Ask me anything.

How are you shits?

What are your cholesterol numbers?

>>8257517
Different. Usually solid, don't really have any feces related problems.

>>8257524
No clue, but I am indeed overweight.
I weigh in at 105kg at a height of 194cm.

>>8257516
How many days between poops? Do you experience erectile dysfunction and chest discomfort? Are parts of you often cold and tingly?

>>8257555
>How many days between poops?
Daily. Sometimes twice a day.

>Do you experience erectile dysfunction and chest discomfort?
No erectile dysfunction, but sometimes chest discomfort when I swallow hot food too quickly.

Are parts of you often cold and tingly?
I guess I have somewhat cold feet. Sometimes my left leg is tingly, but that's probably due to an old injury.

What grade is your panniculus?

>>8257569
I don't know what that is.

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Do you normally shit bricks or do you purposefully eat tainted meat now and then just to shit better?

>>8257594
A lot of shit-related questions tonight. I like it!
My poo is actually quite normal. Soft, but solid.
I don't purposefully eat tainted meat, nope.

I once went almost 1 and a half week without shitting, though. But I was traveling, and I think it was closer related to me being a shy pooper.

>>8257516
Not even onions? Potatoes? What do you have your meat with?

>>8257619
Oh.. guess I lied. I do eat potatoes.
I just don't really consider them vegetables. Or what they are termed as in the country you live in.

I usually eat my meat with bread, potatoes, rice or spaghetti.

>>8257516
Enjoy your cancer, faggot.

Why did you think "At all" needed to be a separate sentence?

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>>8257635
Why are you being so rude?

>>8257516
Do you smell like dead cow? You probably do but don't know about it.

>>8257645
Not from what I've been told. But you never know I guess.

>>8257641
Felt like it. Sounded good in my head.
Would you have prerferred it in the same sentence?

>>8257516
What's your favourite vegetable?

>>8257641
Short or truncated sentences are often used for emphasis, tension, and other effects.

>>8257516
PRETTY SURE GRASS IS A VEGETABLE DUMBASS

>>8257663
None, weird enough.

>>8257669
My bad, anon.

>>8257641
It's called emphasis, nigga; technically he should have used an em dash but ain't nobody got one of them on they keyboard

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>>8257598
>A lot of shit-related questions tonight. I like it!

I think it's just many of us have found ourselves paying the price of eating a dinner consisting of very little fiber.

Nigger what
If it's not meat it's a fruit or vegetable at one point
You don't eat JUST meat

>>8257727
Err.. Okay.
I don't eat what is traditionally thought of as fruit/vegetables.
I do eat wheat/corn and other things bread/rice/spaghetti consists of. As well as potatoes.

I'm not very good with the food classes and such, but I hoped people would understand what I wrote. Sorry for the confusion.

>>8257677
Have you tried any?

>>8257697
Alt plus hyphen

>>8257742
I have tried loads, and still do.
One of the vegetables I could imagine liking is green asparagus, as it tastes a bit nutty.

>>8257677
What's your favourite fruit?

Of what quality is the meat you eat? Like just from the grocerie store, local butcher or hunted by yourself maybe?
You can eat nothing but meat and still be somewhat healthy if it's high quality and fresh.

>>8257735
>with the food classes and such
At the institution that you live in, do they ever try to coerce you to eat more normally?

>>8257594
Might just be me, but looks oxidized rather than outright bad.

>>8257761
Usually butcher and the more expensive grocery stores.
I live in Denmark, so we fortunately have rather strict rules about meat.

>>8257760
see favorite vegetable.

>>8257772
I live by myself, but-- aah, it's a joke.

How much refined sugar do you eat?

>>8257516
You eat dairy cattle?
That's some shitty quality beef, anon.

>>8257838
I don't know.

>>8257854
I just wrote cow, and pulled the first image on google images. But you knew that, right?

Are you Nick Offerman?

>>8258003
Let me answer your question with another question.
Who is Nick Offerman?

>>8257867
no i thought you were a strange farmer and that was a picture you took of your next victim .

>>8258062
I did name her Bertha, but it's unfortunately not my cow.
Cows are cute, though.

>>8257516
How long does it take you to shit?
How fat are you?

I did not go as far as you but I am meat based now. No grains ever, little vegetables, no fruit hardly at all. Only real source of carbs is root veggies, basically potatoes.

My stats are amazing, my parents to are falling off six months after I could not get them on in the morning. Feel great, shit great too. Only problem I ever had was going three days in a row eating fried food that was breaded with wheat, then I shat a cinder block so bad that I had to reach into my bloody asshole and pinch off nuggets till the big load passed. Now I crunch up pork rinds and use that as breading, so no problem.

>>8257516
what does your shit look and feel like

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>>8258753
>I shat a cinder block so bad that I had to reach into my bloody asshole and pinch off nuggets

>>8258753
That fad peaked in 2014. You're not cool anymore.

>>8257527
What percent body fat would you say you are? Can you please provide a waist measurement and pants inseam

>>8258921
Damn, you want other bodily measurements too? Seems a tad prying, don't you think?

>>8257516
Dale?

how vitamin deficient are you? I bet your body is dying from the inside out

>>8258513
>>8258769
Read the thread.

>>8258921
I have no clue, and I can't be bothered to take measurements.

>>8258975
Most likely.

>>8257516
>ctrl+f salt
>no results
Please monitor your neck vertebrae and another places where salts deposit due to high-protein diets, shit is painful and massages are costly.