i have a whole chicken
it's pasture raised
what should i do with it?
>>8256466
Put it through the pots/pans cycle in your dishwasher. p much the poor man's sous vide, it's gonna be great
>>8256466
Introduce it to your parents
>>8256470
poor people don't have dishwashers
>>8256474
I'm loling at their lives right now
>>8256478
Mean.
People on /ck/ have made fun of my "poor people oven" and now for not having a dishwasher.
>>8256480
Show us your oven again little piggy boy
>>8256466
Fuck it, because you will never have a girlfriend.
>>8256466
put it in your trashcan
>>8256466
Debone it like Jacque and then make a ballantine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfY0lrdXar8
TRY EATING IT