Hi /ck/! It's 3am, I'm hungry af, I want a hot meal

>(they're all in a safe, my parents are cray)

Going to need elaboration here.

>>8255800

Typical bongs.

Whatcha got in terms of ingredients & cookware?

>>8255763
pro tip buy your own and put them under your bed but not all in one place

maybe a swiss army knife/utility knfe

>>8255800
i tried to kill meself with a knife about 2 years ago, so they're all locked up
im fine now tho.

>>8255812
every kind of cookware, ingredients like pasta, vegetables, some frozen meat, generic middle class white family sort of food, but with more seasoning

>>8255818
its usually not a problem bc i usually dont cook but boy i need some hot food

>I can't use knives (they're all in a safe, my parents are cray)

>>8255944
you tried to kill yourself, and your parents are the crazy ones?

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>>8255763
>I can't use knives (they're all in a safe

OP's parents are afraid of him and this is a thinly disguised request to help him come up with an improvised weapon to kill his parents with.

>>8255988
>Eurocuck Simulator 3

>>8255944

So...you tried to kill yourself with a knife, and your PARENTS are cray? Human blood is TERRIBLE on knives, I know I wouldn't want to use one that had human blood on it. You don't DESERVE knife use from a culinary standpoint ALONE, let alone a moral one.