How exactly am I supposed to crack an egg? I'm asking

On the edge of the counter like a normal person

On a flat surface like a normal person.

Using another egg. Seriously try it.

I have never figured out how to crack and egg without getting shell everywhere, so I've started tapping it with a knife and cracking it that way

look up "how to basic", he's got a lot of tips on that

Use your wedding ring to punch it open.

>>8254125
EE Zed Cracker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e3z2H1O5zE

>>8254172
how the fuck can you not crack an egg

>>8254156
how do you crack the last egg?
DIDN;T FINK O DAT DID U

>>8254239

Well then you buy more eggs

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>>8254301
If only it were that simple Anon

>>8254125
Use your forehead

You have to activate it first.

>>8254332
This

>>8254193
This post is the funniest how to basic has ever been

>>8256290
So...not funny at all?

>>8254125
Just take a knife (serrated) and slice the egg cleanly in half.

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Kind of like how you Crack open a walnut using another walnut in your hands, but with eggs.

>>8256346
Don't try this, that's how you get mayonnaise gas

>>8254125
Just don't, throw in everything.

Shells give a nice crunch and it reinforces your gums.

Crush it on a glass. Then use a strainer to take away the eggshell bits. You can't get wrong with this simple method. Also, makes scrambled eggs instantly

Just bite it in two like a normal person.

THIS CANT BE A SERIOUS THREAD