Taco Bell General #254
Previous thread >>934261
You guys ready for the Cheesy Baked Supremo this thanksgiving?
>>8252629
cute doggo
>>8252629
Replying to my own post, yes. I really don't understand the general negativity that accompanies fast food chains like Taco Bell. You see people complaining all the time "waah it's not REAL mexican food", "DUDE WEED STONER TACOS LMAO", etc etc but really, it doesn't deserve all the hate it gets. Taco Bell is an excellent chain because it knows what its target audience is- namely, the hungry common man who needs food really badly at off-hours. Taco Bell doesn't give you the shits like Del Taco (if your mexican joint, pretend or otherwise, serves hamburgers, then congratulations you've got a meme food depot may as well eat government cheese and crackers with your EBT money) and never costs as much as GENUINE WHOLESOME burritos that cost ten dollars and contain the cashier, fry cook, and busboy's spit. On top of that, they're willing to actually do culinary experiments. Crunch wraps aren't something you'll see coming out of some boring la cocinera mom and pop shop- they haven't made anything new since the Spanish colonization. Neither would you see doritos locos tacos. When you DO actually get "innovation" from these low-key restaurants it's disgusting shit like the doritos bag filled with chickpeas and sour cream; utterly tasteless in every sense but carnal. It's like they don't eat their own food or something.
I quite frankly enjoy "shitty meme food" more than what comes out of most high end restaurants and you should too. There's no value in being some kind of fast food elitist, the type of dick who spends all day recording and uploading himself eating Sonic hot dogs on youtube to cover his next fix of preservatives. If I'm going to eat shit, I'm going to eat right with Taco Bell. That being said, when I say I’m looking forward to the Cheesy Baked Supremo, it’s not in a positive light. Mixing turkey, stuffing, and cheese into a flour tortilla doesn’t exactly sound as scrumptious as their other offerings.
>>8252645
cont.
While yeah, this is a rather nihilistic point of view, it’s often a better idea just to let things go the way they do and see how it turns out, even if it might be something disgusting. Mixing Powerade and Mountain Dew didn’t seem like a particularly interesting concept but once people tried it, it turned out great (read: baja blast, ambrosia, nectar of the gods, the blood of christ, fountain of youth, holy grail, turin’s shroud). Maybe it’ll be good, but my odds are it’ll be another seasonal washout.
Free tacos thanks to the world series
sorry, im a little sauce
ol doggos > lil puppers