Serious question here guys. So I'm probably going to be

>>8250226
Walk up and ask them how they are...hopefully they are not busy. Be polite. Then tell them you have a special order, and maybe to ask the manager about how to enter it...but you want two _buttermilk_ patties (not original), in place of the two beef patties in the Big Mac. Tell them it's your birthday, of course.

Expect that they will charge you for the two patties alone (like they would for carb haters who order no bun), and the entire Big Mac, and just prep the patties into the sandwich. They won't have another way to do it. Don't blink at the higher 3 sandwich price. This is what you are doing, paying for that.

Get a sundae dude. With judge or caramel and nuts. That'll finish off your meal nicely.

>>8250229
Thanks. Yes I'm ok with paying a ridiculous price because I know this kind of substitution is drastic and probably difficult to enter into the computer and the person that makes it will probably have to receive verbal directions how to make it. It isn't complicated but I can see how fast food computer systems can overcomplicate things like this. All I really want is for them to make it perfect, I'll pay whatever.

Buttermilk chicken is delicious but I've thought it through and think the McChicken patty will work better. My gripe with the big mac is the ratios are all off, not enough meat for that much bread. But a McChicken patty is fairly substantial compared to the small beef patty, probably 50% bigger. Also more flavor. I'm thinking it will be perfect, the buttermilk chicken is too big. I'll take you up on the sundae idea though.

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Happy birthday anon

>>8250226
Buy a Big Mac. Buy 2 McChickens. Replace the beef patties with the chicken patties. Now you have a ChickenMac AND 2 cheeseburgers.

Have fun with this and if you do it. And if you do get it, take a picture and let us see :D. Also happy birthday.

Just ask for a McChicken with big mac sauce and pickles. You can probably get two of those for less than the BigChicken

Happy birthday! I hope your planned feast is delicious

>>8250274
This.

Happy Birthday anon.

Happy birthday!

Some fast food joints won't assemble your patties if you're putting extras on, but they'll give you them to do yourself. It's weird but that's how some of them are mang.

Enjoy your bday. Seconding the anon that said to get ice cream.

My local McD's all the junkies use the bathroom to shoot up. Usually leave their needles in the toilet roll dispenser. So maybe try some heroin first then settle for a normal Big Mac.

>>8252164
this, get some birthday heroin and shoot up in the bathroom while they put together your unique sandwich.

>>8250226
How was your sandwich, anon? And happy belated birthday.

>>8250344
Fuck off.

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>>8250226
You'll have to pay the price for the two sandwich's and then some but yes you can get this. Happy birthday.

T. Mc Donalds employee

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>>8253554
Seems to be more of a saudi thing

http://www.mcdonaldsarabia.com/ksa-jeddah/en/product-nutrition-details.A-la-Carte.93.Chicken-Mega-Mac.html

>>8250229
Haha in Australia they have touch screens where you can make custom orders without having to explain it all, I always order ridiculous bullshit like a filet o fish with a quarter pounder patty pineapple and lettuce