My diet has been really bad lately and it's causing me to

>>8249736
ok faggot

>>8249736
>drink anything I want.

well thats easy

drink bleach

trust me it works

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>>8249743
That's not funny to joke about, someone might read this and think drinking bleach is a good idea. What are you gonna do then? Can you live with the guilt on an innocent person killing themselves because of your faulty advice?

>>8249736
OP you are such a faggot. i hope you get much money for damaing your body.
and i think you need to go to the doctor its not normal to cum and poop at the same time, but its very funny.
For your problem drink red wine and cacao. Both will slow down your intestines bowl movements

>>8249763
Thanks for the actual advice. Unfortunately, the bet isn't for money, but for who gets to fuck the other guys GF while the guy is tied up and forced to watch.

>>8249764
hahaha yeah man thats funny. I hope you live in a country where women dont have any rights b/c if not then you are fucked.
It will go like hahaha OP was a fag doing this for a your and then got cucked

>>8249736
I have a similar problem; whenever my gf touches my dick I cum and start farting.

However I eat nothing but McChickens of my own volition. It's pretty much the greatest sandwich of all time.

>>8249801
hahaha okay this thread seems nice not /b/ quality but maybe it can be ...
is it the sensivity why you come so fast ? and why cant you keep your asshole in check ?
and now it sounds with the volition like some eating disorder. you need more then mc sandwiches and multivitamin pills