/ck/ I think I lost it. I did a disgusting thing and I'm

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Fuck this gay earth

Just do what I did when I had to piss so bad at a house party that I used a friend's measuring glass, then put it back unwashed

Just move on and pretend it never happened.

>>8246064
someone screen cap this pls

>>8246107
But it felt fucking good and that's the worst.
I already fapped twice, recollecting and imagining them. Is this how a serial rapist feels like when remembering his victims?

>>8246127
This does make you a sex offender, so probably

>>8246134
No body, no crime.
No semen trace, no sexual abuse.
I'll stick with that.

>>8246064
You did the natural thing to do. It is your purpose to spread your seed. Honestly if you're not feeding semen to females then you're wrong and should start immediately. No female should ever expect her food to be semen-free unless the whore cooked it herself. You're doing God's work they loved your load and are probably ready for seconds. Don't disappoint those pink lips ready for more of your treats.

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>>8246142
Don't tempt me anon. I'm meeting them tomorrow.

>tfw they asked if there are any leftover rolls
They aren't and I'm not making any.

now I know why 4chan has a /ck/ board

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>tfw no one feeds me with semen treats
I just want to be loved ;_;

Not OP, but I'm actually a bit surprised; it's 4chins after all, you never feed anyone food with surprise? It IS a cooking board...

>>8246064

I knew where this thread was going after seeing the OP image and "I did a disgusting thing."

I'm proud of you, OP.

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Oh OP its a simple fuck up this is now your secret so live with it and forget you did it or have a.d.d

You better have ate some yourself, unless youre some kind of fag

I guess they're cinna-man rolls now.

next time remember that semen pairs best with fanta

>>8246064
You're a disturbed animal. Flee to the hills

As fucked up as it might be, no harm no foul. Try to forget about it and don't pack the next ones with mancream.

Such a long and boring story.

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>>8246064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=besekb8f664

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>>8246064

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/ck/ is on fire today with the shitposting!

>>8246206
Idk senpai secret semen probably isn't the best.

>>8247351
How can anyone look at that picture and think it's actually semen? It's obviously vanilla cream.

>>8246064
epic

I want to do this. I also had an idea to put some cum on a car door handle, and park at a distance and watch them put their hands in it.

You're a fucking pussy. I can't imagine what it must be like to trigger yourself so easily

>>8246064
>and my gf I guess, but it's nothing new for her
Yeah but surely not in cinnamon rolls?
Also what does cum taste like?

>>8247949
>Yeah but surely not in cinnamon rolls?
Well, no, but I would argue that cinnamon would enhance the taste, if anything. A direct improvement if you will.

This reads like a rejected script for the Hannibal TV series

>>8247398
the fact that his dick was out probably meant that even if it wasn't cum, he still tampered with it

>>8248314
I dunno man

>>8246064
You've begun the process.
Now you have to step it up and keep incorporating your manspunk into other foods for them, in greater and greater amounts, until they become addicted and dependent on your jizz and beg for it freely from the source and you have your own harem of cockaddled cumsluts.
Either that or I've been watching too much hentai.

>>8247949
Milky coins

>>8248611
My sister tells me that eating certain things can change its taste.

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>>8246064
>ex-gf used to love swallowing my loads
>would lick up every last drop
>probably could've gotten her to blow bubbles
>would talk about using my cum in cooking recipes
>wanted to get a cookbook that only had recipes that used cum
>I was totally into it
>that was about eight years ago
>mfw I remember how much of an actual cumslut my ex was

Current gf swallows and laps up my cum as well, but she's not quite as cumslut-tier, and I'm okay with that.

>>8247906
Lets be friends

>>8246064
Mods on this board are pretty shit, aren't they?
Then again, what's your favorite sperm/placenta/period/oreos recipe?

>>8246169
>I'm not making any
See, now you're half-assing your new fetish. That's the only part that bugs me.

>>8246374
hola reddito

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>>8248624

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>>8246064
My first time on /ck/ and this is what I find

>>8248690
That's the exact book, senpai.

>>8248792
>A few years ago my roommate was transitioning from male to female
Hold up, you mean 'she' was going through transgender surgery?

>>8248819
...huh.
I know for a fact that I ate my sister's estrogen chocolates [spoiler]she was pissy at being flat[/spoiler] in secret for almost a year as a kid. Luckily my sister caught me in time so I don't have a destroyed dick, titties, or whatever else comes with a supremely high estrogen level.
Now I'm bishonen as fuck. Thanks, oneechan.

>>8248792
>I never found out but I suspect she was adding a certain something "personal" to the meals she made.
I'm overall pro-trans, but if your roomie was doing that she was one crazy bitch.

>>8248831
Fuuuuck the lack of spoilers.

>>8248792
More tranny stories pls

>>8246064
OP, the real question is, did you eat any yourself? Did you eat your own semenon buns?

>>8248624
nigga you had a hentai-tier gf and you blew it?

>>8248624
She sounds literally mindbroken, why did you break up?

>>8249003
Right? I'd keep her as a pet at least. Fuck.

>>8248624
>ex-gf used to love swallowing my loads
>would lick up every last drop
>probably could've gotten her to blow bubbles
>would talk about using my cum in cooking recipes
This...does not sound like the talk of a person sound of mind. Was she okay?

>>8246141
It'll stick with them too

>>8248792
>she

it's not rape because they liked the cinnamon rolls, and it would be rude of them to get mad about it if they found out

>>8246134
This anon may be right. I wouldn't go blabbing this, OP. There may indeed be some weird law about this depending on where you live.

Also, your lady friend could probably be talked into a 3some with the proper nuance, precautions, and ground rules agreed upon beforehand. Rules like you only fucking your girlfriend but the other girl is there to fool around with. Just tell your gf that you want to see the other girl's pussy.

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>>8248611
Even if you're not gay you should try this at least once

>>8246064
You are particularly fucked up. Once I blow my load I come to my senses. You kept going with it. You're legitimately sick in the head dude.

>>8246064
Your guilt will eat at you and you'll tell your gf. She'll never look at you the same again.

Logically, you should just break up with her. But you won't. You'll keep it going until the inevitable break up.

>>8249696
That's a fucked up picture and newfags don't even get it.

>>8249724
OK so are you gonna explain it

>>8246064
take your retarded role playing fantasy nonsense to some other board

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>>8246108

Save it for if they ever fuck you over and you want to get back at them

>>8249724
It's hilarious because it's true.

As a small update, I contained my urges and nothing happened when I met my friend.

Aching balls from extensive fapping the day before might or might not had anything to do with it.

On a completely unrelated note, any particular recipes that could pair well with semen and have a nicely sexual flair to it?

>>8249714
Anon, did you ever made cinnamon rolls? I hate fucking around with yeast dough, no fucking way in hell I would remake it all or throw all that premium produce away. I just sprinkled a little less salt. Everyone liked it, win-win.

>>8248994
I took a bite. It's nothing unusual that I didn't ate more; when I make stuff for people most of the time I say I had my fill when making it and can't look at it for the time being.

>>8249662
My gf knew about my attraction to her, but it's only physical. We really don't click sexually, there was never any chemistry, but by looks/style alone she's my ideal type (cute and smart, braided long hair, blonde with a tight ass). That and being friends for over ten years.

>>8246064
>were meeting some of our longtime friends, two sisters (not twins


...literally NO ONE would assume they were twins. Fuck you. Not reading any further. choke on a dick, nigger.

>>8246064
Fuck it bro that's sexy. Plus the protein in your love juice is healthier thn sugar, granted you don't have venereal disease

>>8251917
So you popped in just to say I can't write for shit and struggle to contain all the information within 2000 characters. I knew that already, thankfully I don't write for a living.
These are the only siblings I know that are that tight with each other, even though there's three years difference between them. I have a brother and some of my friends have siblings but most of the time they mingle in their own social circles. At the time it sounded relevant, sue me.

>>8249724
>things that taste like milk and coins

>>8248622
Eat lots of pineapple, your sister will be in for a treat.

>>8247949
Tastes like..
You know when your nose starts to run and you pull it back and it goes to your throat? But it's really thick and not watery...
It's a little bit less salty and more bitter but equally disgusting

>>8252059
>/ck/ - Semen taste discussion

>>8252059
Someone will ask it, might as well be me: how do you know the details with such clarity and accuracy?

>>8252208
I happen to have a boyfriend / I don't mind talking about this stuff

My description of it is a consensus between me and friends

OP, don't worry. You're not alone, I do stuff like this sometimes too. It haunts me too. Just know it doesn't define you - it's not who you are. Everyone has little downfalls and weaknesses.

Unlike you, I have hurt somebody really bad doing this kind of thing. Lost a good friend and almost went to prison. Be careful with morbid curiosity combined with a twisted sense of humor.

>>8246064
>fapping into desserts
What is this, /k/?

>>8252255
>it doesn't define you

That's right. You're a special little psychotic snowflake that we all appreciate and relish the uniqueness of. Please take the next spaceship to Mars, where we can really accept you for what you have to contribute in a totally non-judgemental safe-pace non-gender-specific way.

>>8252324
oh no, a tough guy on a chinese dog eating internet comments section

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>>8252345
Look my lips are puckering ms. amerifem. You might be cute if you weren't such an all fired, femdom bitch.

But that's not really you. I can see the special snowflake of uniqueness in your heart that is really feminine at its core. I think we can be great friends. XOXOXO.

>>8252373
you're trying too hard m8.

>>8252222
How do you explain >>8248624?

>>8252716
She could actually enjoy it, some people really do, but it'd say it's something rare.
I personally don't mind the taste but the texture makes me want to throw up.
Still, I make it look like I don't mind it because I know how much my partner likes it when I take it instead of spitting. (but never pretend/say that I love it, I can't have him living in a lie for the rest of our lifes).

>>8246064
It's okay, what they don't know won't hurt them. It's good that you feel dirty about it but we all let the horniness get to our head(s) sometime and make some regrettable decisions.

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>>8252015

>>8253092
>tfw my girlfriend probably hates swallowing my cum
She always says it tastes good but you should see the look on her face when I cum on it. She obviously doesn't like it.

Why are women such sluts?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sounds fake but if you are serious OP I have to say that is the greatest thing ever
Bravo.

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>>8251911
>Sprinkle a little less salt

>>8254128
Because she knows you like it when she does and she's willing to put up with it to make you happy.

>>8254128
You could talk to her and ask her to be honest instead of calling her a slut online when she's clearly doing that just to make you happy.

>>8246064
Eh they'll be fine