It's confirmed; i'm definitely going to the hospital for at least 10 years
I need to know what hospital food is like and how I can make it taste at least decent
>>8245980
sorry to hear about your manslaughter charges
>>8245980
>10 years
Why?
>>8245980
Haha 7/10. Did your professor give you cancer?
Step 1 is to align yourself with a gang. usually gangs are divided by type of illness or age. sometimes both, if your hospital is especially large. your gang boss will come up to you on your first day, or send someone if hes too sick or whatever, and then ask to see your papers. You might have to go to the nurse's station or somewhere to get your chart, or it might be stored in your room. idk, procedures are different different places.
Next, shank your gang boss man in his throught and then eat his still warm. YOU ARE THE KING IN THIS LAND NOW. that is the only way to survive in a hospital
>>8247333
oh man woah unreal way to turn a meme upside down on it's head jesus wow you radical thinker you
>>8246201
Kek.
That honestly made me laugh.