This isn't the coolest thing since sliced bread, but it's

>>8237422
filename kek

>>8237694
The egg thing is pretty cool though

>>8237704
same

>>8237324
Dirty, overly processed shite, mate.

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>>8237719
Ugg... another foreigner

>>8237725
>foreigner
That's kind of a relative term on a global network.

>>8237741
I'm pretty sure you get my drift.

>>8237324
I 100% would just eat bites off the stick with a little salt for a drunk snack.

That's fucking awesome.

Reckon I could get that from the asian stores in Sydney?

>>8237879
You and I would get along.

>>8237796
I doubt there was one m8

In which world was sliced bread an innovation?

>>8237924
Hopefully the world you're living in.

>>8237889
I reckon yes.

>>8237917
Slide over.

>>8237971
This is a phrase used in the southern United States. Pickup trucks have bench seats. When a dominate male begins to occupy the vehicle while a lesser male is behind the steering wheel, the dominate male tells him to "slide over" in order to allow him to operate the vehicle.

It has become a common phrase in the southern U.S. to mean someone is taking control of a situation.

>>8237982
Thanks for telling me

I might try it if it was a japanese creation.

No way would I eat Chinese cancer experiments they sell to the public in China.

>>8237324
where did they get an egg that long

how the fucc

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>>8238221
Special chickens.

>>8237927
Did they just eat loafs before?

>>8238402
they tore it with their hands like god damn animals

>>8238405
Most animals don't even have hands you idiot

>>8238430
Smh smfh

>>8237324
I use them in catering since mid 90's... ( in europe)
Would be interesting to know who invented them... Not sure that the japanese were the first onces

>>8237982
Gayest shit I ever read

>>8238430
we are all animals....

>>8238936
Some more than others.

>>8238681
I think it was the Germans, due to their burning desire to have a more ordered and efficient plate of boiled egg slices. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYz2DLN9uik

>>8239065
Wait, apparently that's in Denmark. I just assumed he was speaking German.

>>8239065
man, i bet that factory smells awful

>>8238221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adufmEaCzjs

It's in german, but you'll get the gist.

>>8237324
how the hell could they stretch an egg so far?

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>>8237324
Can't go wrong with a classic.

>>8237324
sliced bread was a mistake

>>8239065
>>8239322
fascinating video

>>8237982
keep talking all fancy and shit and we might just drag your faggot ass behind this truck, sissy

>>8238292
Underated

>>8239322
Really feels like one of those inventions that no one needs.

I have an idea for a meat like this, it's long and tubular. I call it the meattube pls don't steal

>>8237422
The thought of biting into one of those almost makes me gag.

>>8237879
>>8237905
mayo and salt for me bros

>>8239065
Ah, good oldschool childrens TV, where it was no problem when the adult was having a beer.

But according to this, >>8239070 is wrong. It apparently was done way early by some primitives on the solomon islands.

>>8239402
Remove the chocolate chips and sounds pretty good

>>8240239
do you mean a sausage

>>8239402
Remove the chocolate chips, dip in maple syrup (not the sugar filled stuff)

>>8240288
Why has mayo never occured to me on a boiled egg

>>8240243
what??? fish cakes are bomb

>>8237422
What tha heck are those?

>>8240657
Naruto manga.

>>8239070
>I just assumed he was speaking German.

He is.

>>8240657
Some kind of fish cake, I think?

>>8240225
>Really feels like one of those inventions that no one needs.

Sure but at the same time there are people paying for it. I'm sure they'd rather keep their money if they could make do without.

>>8240225
Anyone who wants to make a presentation of food with visible egg slices would have a much easier time with it.

>>8239402
Had so much of these in high school that I feel sick looking at one

>>8238430
Thats the terrifying part of when animals eat bread. They use the severed hands of the human they stole it from to cut it.

>>8237324
Wait, aren't those the cheese stuffed fish things?

>>8240329
blocked

>>8237691
that's what it's called

>>8240364
egg on egg

>>8237982
F A G G O T
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>>8239885
S-sorry, anon...

>>8238292
LOL

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>>8237704
for me, it is the mcchicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>>8238292
Underated

>>8241013
Thanks, I find the languages from that group of countries hard to discern.

>>8239065
>>8239322
armin maiwald is a god

>>8238292
Please tell me this comes from a ad for this product.

Imagine you're watching TV and you just see this, with quiet nature sounds. Then the words "All natural." fade in, followed by the product name. That's it. Perfect ad.

wtf.. how is that shit done?

>>8242469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYz2DLN9uik

informative video!

>>8241019
>>8240657
It's fish cake. It has a very chewy texture and is mainly used for decoration in ramen or inspiring the design of shounen anime protagonists.

>>8242819
that was informative, thank you

>>8238430
My sides

>>8238480
yo you can type baka now with out it turning to baka?

試しポスト

>>8239322
Chek'd
I'd pickle that shit

>>8241631
>Thanks, I find the languages from that group of countries hard to discern.

It also doesn't help that it's a German dude visiting Denmark so if you're going from visual clues, there are Danish flags and a Danish city name in the video. A completely understandable mistake if you don't speak the languages.

>>8242819
lol who would fucking make such a machine!? seriously, industry is the product of imagination turned sick.

>>8242819
Op here. I worked in many kitchens, either semi posh, or industrial (catering for airlines). Never seen those egg sausages. I love the idea though.

>>8243634
no, baka

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>>8243643
I'd like to pickle you if you catch my meaning

>>8244652
That outfit looks stupid and makes her ass look really weird.

In normal attire she's probably fairly attractive.

>>8244589
>Op here. I worked in many kitchens, either semi posh, or industrial (catering for airlines). Never seen those egg sausages. I love the idea though.


"The Danish SANOVO 6-32 machine (aka "the long egg machine" was invented in 1974 to produce egg pieces that are about almost 8 inches long.

so... in which shitty 3rd world country you work that you don´t have long eggs there? i mean "inveted 1974..." it´s a long time to cross the ocean

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You're welcome, rest of the world.

>>8245001
Yeah. (Jeg er op og dansk, har aldrig set dem, ...igen.. bare jeg havde, lol) right

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>>8244741
nope, she still has a long torso and ham thighs while wearing normal clothes, luckily for her that tends to be an asian body type, so i don't think she notices how gross she actually looks because she surrounds herself with weebs

>>8237324
True story-
When I enrolled in the military and did boot camp, the food obviously sucked. we had hard boiled eggs once (shell on). I took one egg, took off the shell, and turned out the egg didn't even have a yolk in it.
Never ate another egg there.

>>8237324
Anyone have the picture of the creampie pussy japanese cake thingys?

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>>8245568
Never mind. I found it.

>>8245003
I just can't believe a team of engineers and marketeers sat together to bring this atrocity to life.
What a world we live in.

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What is it with Singapore Airlines? I died for them.

>>8245572
>he doesn't like burgers that taste of car exhaust
pleb

>>8245573
What about them?

>>8245577
They are stunningly beautiful, you gotta see yourself.

>>8245573
but then who post?

>>8245573
I want to lick all their faces

>I will never be a prince who has a harem of women like this to bathe him

>>8245606
Its a mystery, really, it is.

>>8245396
Nice informative picture. ..

>>8244652
Who is this goofy looking bitch?

>>8237324
I need to know where I can buy this. For scientific reasons. (google never seems to help)

>>8245573
T H I S

>>8245971
jelly bean nose

whore that prances around on youtube for men under the guise of teaching k pop dance

>>8245624
its a shoop

>>8237982
Or telling his son to get the fuck out of the way so they can go to the store for cigarettes and skittles.