I'm a vegan but I hate fruits and vegetables.
What food should I eat?
>>8235926
Eat a bullet.
meat
>>8235926
legumes and multivitamins
cocks
>>8235944
>legumes
I hate those too
>>8235955
then eat peanutbutter with bread, chug almond milk and drink multivitamins
>>8235960
I'm alergic to peanuts and almond milk is kinda gross
I will eat vitamins tho
>>8235994
Ask your mum to breastfead you. It is vegan friendly and will give you all the essential nutrients.
I'm sure she will understand.
>>8235994
then reconsider being a vegan
>>8235994
Could you eat a cyanide tablet?
>>8236094
not sure if it's vegan
>>8235926
Cyanide.
Arsenic.
>>8235926
Anything that can kill you slowly over time.
eat fruits and vegetables and be sad, it will distract you from being lonely
>>8235926
Beer, bread and yeast spread
>>8236094
I have the same problem as the OP. If I had a cyanide tablet I would swallow it.
salt is all you have left. maybe you dont mind killing mushrooms, they are like sedentary animals. dont they deserve to die for that? clone your own muscle tissue in a vat, eat that. you can give consent to eat yourself. or just eat human semen
veganism is an unsustainable religious belief. you are an animal. eat lower on the food chain, try to reduce suffering, and stop being a pussy.
>>8235926