Hey /ck/, I have $-54.32 to last me until next February what

>>8234421

Buy some knee pads.

I have $350 until December 3rd. What food should I buy until then?

Answer this post first.

>>8234432
Beans and rice

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>>8234421

lentils, dried beans, lots of flour and gluten, cheap noodles, cheap spices, eggs, milk.

can make tons of different meals with these. hope you like seitan

>>8234519
forgot rice. also, make sure you buy all this in bulk to get a better value

>>8234491
Is that the Quarter puonder™?

>>8234553
Good eye. Indeed, it does seem to be the legendary QP. Are you a fan, by chance? My dad is the person that invented it. I'll be sure to pass on your compliments.

>>8234421
strict diet of semen until your account is in the positive, then buy knee pads, then buy some rice.

>>8234570
Your dad is still poor.

You think he get a percentage? Nigga, please. The man who invented them things? Just some sad-ass down at the basement at McDonald's, thinkin' up some shit to make some money for the real players. You think that ain't right?

Fuck "right." It ain't about right, it's about money. Now you think Ronald McDonald gonna go down in that basement and say, "Hey, Mista Quarter Pounder, you the bomb. We sellin' burgers faster than you can put em on the grill. So I'm gonna write my clowny-ass name on this fat-ass check for you"?

Man, the nigga who invented them things still workin' in the basement for regular wage, thinkin' up some shit to make the fries taste better or some shit like that. Believe.

>>8234586
awesome show

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>>8234519
what this guy said. also, keep an eye out for deals on frozen veggies or meat. try not to get scurvy.

>>8234541
>>8234519
Came here to post this. Kidney beans and white rice should be your every meal. It's going to be a rough ride but you gotta strap yourself in.

>>8234432
chickpeas

>>8234432
Buy whatever you want. It's inconceivable an adult with $350 couldn't last 2 months hell close to 4 if you have self control.

>>8234432
Frozen veggies, rice, chicken/turkey. $350 for 2 months should have enough leeway.

>>8234605
>try not to get scurvy
This is actually good advice. More college aged kids get scurvy than you would believe.