Cheapest way to flavour chicken breast meat without making it

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Make the colonels tendies.

Chicken is the blandest meat and the most popular. I'm getting mad typing this because if you searched chicken sauce you would get 4 billion results

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>>8214462
You liar!

>>8214480
>Last tab
Bravo

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>>8214455
Garlic mustard. It is an invasive species - assuming you are in the US - and grow just about everywhere.

2.5 cups of vinegar, 1/3 cup of salt, 1/4 cup of brown sugar, mix up. Dredge chicken for ten minutes, bread and season it if you like, then cook it up.

>>8214455
Lemon

>>8214455
Just get some of those pre made seasoning spic mixes: Cajun, Morrocan, Portugese, Middle Eastern etc. Just different mixtures of spices but they add so much flavour to chicken breast, they're dirt cheap and you can put them in your pantry and forget about them because they last forever.

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>>8214462
No wonder your dad hit you.

>>8214487
I'm a bodybuilder on a cut mate, I said healthy.

>>8214519
Dude its Just a 1/4 cup of Brown sugar

>>8214455
Juice from 1 lemon, a spoon of olive oil, and some thyme/oregano/rosemary/basil and black pepper and salt.

Sazon.

That is all.

>>8214522
The amount of chicken I eat I'd fuck up my macros on the breadcrumbs and sugar.

>>8214519
A little brown sugar won't kill you, especially considering most of the mixture isn't even absorbed. You're probably getting a couple of teaspoons of added sugar at worst.

>>8214525
Don't bread it then. I don't, although I usually use chicken thighs with the skin on, which I guess helps make it a bit more interesting than plain breast.

I suggest getting a slowcooker. Those things allow you to mage a load of different chicken recipes. I'll ask my brother, he did bodybuilding.

All you literally need is salt and pepper.

Or if you are a faggot use soy sauce, honey, ginger, and garlic.

>>8214525
Dont do it everyfucking day then.
How do you function as a person without even being able to make small leaps of logic?

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>>8214597
How do you function without being able to read? I'd beat you to death and breadcrumb you, you cunt.

>>8214455
And Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked

>>8214628
>see picks on /ck/ of this show
>decide to watch it
>holy shit this is amazing
>call my brother
>tell him to watch it right now
>watch it together
>watched 6 seasons now
Why is this show so amazing

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>>8214480
I guess they added 8 million more in the last few minutes because mine says 189 million and only took .46 seconds.

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>>8214697
It gets two birds stoned at once

>>8214455

brine it, nigger.

>>8214462

>chicken is bland
>I don't know what the fuck a marinade is
>I'm an absolute poopchomping faggot that can't rationalize mixing ingredients together to make flavors
>I waste oxygen and deserve to die
>please fuck my mouth it will be the only thing I'll ever be good at
>I'm also shit at using google

just end it all my good friend.

HERBS AND SPICES.

Why does lifting seem to make people forget entirely about their existence.

>>8214525
Oh sorry, I didn't realise you were a fuckwit.

>2016
>"Bodybuilding"

>>8214849
I mean sure, go to the gym, get ripped, but "bodybuilding", farrrrkkkkkk